TheCultureShack

In my defense, I never claimed to be sane

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying you're not right.

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I'm not old I'm chronologically gifted

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not lazy. I'm just conserving my energy

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

I'm not a procrastinator I'm just really good at prioritizing

I'm not a rebel, I'm just really good at standing up for what I believe in

I'm not always the sharpest crayon in the box, but I'm pretty colorful.

I'm not a rebel, I just march to the beat of my own drum

I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a master of time management.

I'm not a perfectionist, I'm a 'good enough'-ist.

I'm not a perfectionist I just like things done a certain way

I'm not a perfectionist, I just strive for excellence

I'm not a multitasker, I'm just good at ignoring irrelevant stuff

I'm not a morning person, I'm a'five more minutes' person

I'm not a morning person, I just need more caffeine in my life

I'm not a mess, I just have a unique organizational system

I'm not a hoarder, I just have too many memories in my stuff

I'm not a fan of reality, but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I'm not a hoarder, I'm just sentimental about my stuff

I'm not a failure, I'm just an experiment that didn't work out

I'm not a control freak, I just like things to be done my way

I'm not a control freak I just like things to be done my way

I may be a terrible person but at least I don't have ugly feet

I'm fluent in sarcasm

In my defense, I was operating on minimal sleep.

I have adult-onset personality disorder

I have a personality you can't handle

A design only worthy of a true SARM goblin.

A shirt worthy only of a real SARM goblin.

8 Bit Pixel design style, made by the best. Hope you like it! Other similar designs on my profile.

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