Tragically Ludicrous

Beaker science pun - Crayon Edition. One for all the chemistry nerds (and also fans of The Muppets too) out there. Science teachers, geeks, pun lovers...... This is for you. (light colour tees with black print also available)

It's Tragically Ludicrous, you know, like when a clown dies.

You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design, in white print. Black Print version also available in my store.

You're Doing Great.... Spread some positive vibes with this simple design.

Catboy Supremacy. The Future is Catboy shaped everybody, it's best to get used to it now. Embrace the Catboy cuteness with this design on Tees, Hoodies, wall art, stickers and more!

Sneaky Cat Ramen. It's a cute little cat hiding sneakily in a bowl of ramen. I don't know why or how I had that as an idea, but here it is. Kawaii noodles! Enjoy!

Fuck The Tories! A simple sentiment that never goes out of style. Arguably a protest statement more relevant here in 2023 after over a decade of Conservative rule leading the UK down a miserable path.

#2 in a series of 'portraits' in bold colors and styles.

#1 in a series of 'portraits' in bold colors and styles.

One for all the submissive sissies and sissy wannabe's. Make sure you let everyone know just who you are with this.

A design so 'bad' Etsy banned it within seconds of me listing it. For clarity, this is a parody, it's nonsense, I don't condone the DPRK regime at all. It's all just jokes.

Blur! My favourite band of all time (and reuniting for two Wembley Stadium gigs this summer (2023). So here is a repeating print of their name each in the prominent colour from each of their studio album covers from Leisure via Parklife to The Magic Whip.

A pride rainbow flag variant of my best-selling design on here, Beaker Science Pun. Now more gay than ever!

NYA Catboy! It's a super simple and rough cute anime catboy drawing.

Femboy Entertainment System. You see, it's the Nintendo Entertainment System logo.... But for femboys instead. Simple really. If you're a femboy, gaymer, sissy, soft boy or even just like the cut of the designs jib, then this one is for you. (Also available on a feminine cut t-shirt, hoodie, mesh caps and more in my store).

8-Bit Slut. Do I condone the use of the word slut to degrade anyone? No. But if you embrace it, own it, then it becomes far less insulting. But anyway, aren't we all sluts for a bit of retro gaming action sometimes?! (ALSO available on women's cut t-shirts and hoodies and all sorts of stuff in my shop).

Soft Boys Club. Calling all soft boys, femboys, catboys and submissives..... Need some gear to be soft in? Then bam, I got the goods for you right here!

Femboy Hooters. If I've noticed one thing on Etsy, it's that people who like/favourite my items on here they also like Femboy Hooters stuff. So, here's my take on the classic meme!

Sissy Hypno! If you are reading this I presume you know full well what sissy hypno is all about. If you don't..... Oh sweet summer child, just don't Google it at work. Or maybe you just like the rough, low-res image vibe. No judgement from me either way, you just do you.

Talk to the hand, cos the face ain't listenin'

The 'classic' sitcom from The Simpsons that definitely wasn't a parody of Friends.....

Nihilism is the only logical choice in life. Give in, surrender to the total lack of Gods or anything.

A simple Halloween OG poster parody, Halloweed, for all the people who like a cheap pun and maybe a bit of cannabis now and then too.

It's a classic retro gaming company logo but it says femboy instead of what you'd expect. That's it. That's the entire pun.

You see, it's kinda like Game Boy but more gay. That's it. That's the entire idea. Niche gaymer friendly stuff basically.

You might be happy being a 'subject' of an inbred family that oversaw lots of colonialism based atrocities, doesn't have to pay Inheritance Tax on several hundred million pounds and lives lives of luxury you could never imagine.... But I'm not.

Imagine quitting basic training after four weeks and then having the nerve to appear in public in full military get-up with a chest of medals proudly on show. That, is the British Royal Family for you. Especially when it comes to Prince Edward, here having no shame at all about dressing like this despite having quit basic training after a month.

If you're in here reading this then you probably get it. If not, then I guess you'd better be doing some googling. Everyone deserves to have tshirts for their interests.

Blahaj. The shark plushy of choice for femboys and those of a certain persuasion.

Super Femboy World...... In 3D! The younger, feminine brother to my Twink Geeks design. This one is for all the femboy retro gamers out there!

The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'MTF', for all the male to female women out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Pretty simple this one. Nothing fancy at all, just the colors of the Trans Pride flag and 'FTM', for all the female to male guys out there, or indeed anyone that is an ally of the transgender community!

Why is it a fucking nightmare? Well you see, Carl Rod has been places. But now he just wants to stay where he is.

Psychiatrist, Hawaii enthusiast, golfer, conspiracy nut and gold shovel peddler.

Resident clueless Sheriffs Department Deputy, it's Andy. And who is he? Well, he's a whole damn town, don't you know?!