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"Santa Said Oral", the words of a department store Santa guaranteed to make your skin crawl. An ode to Elves, the 1989 horror flick featuring Dan Haggerty, one elf, and Nazi incest. From Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst, now on your body.

Every week, at a dive bar in a rough town. One bar has the guts to abandon all morals, good sense, and health codes for the people. It'll make more sense when you see the movie.

Om nom nom nom. It'll make more sense when you see the movie.

Beware of Cougars, young men. They're more dangerous than they seem. It'll make more sense once you see the movie.

Cadia has fallen, but her spirit lives on. It lives in brave sons and gallant daughters of Mankind who keep its spirit alive. It lives in countless worlds across the Emperor's domain. It lives in all of us. Across the horrors of space, from alien worlds to Imperial streets, it is the humble lasgun that brings the Emperor's light to stand against the darkness. Shoulder your weapon with pride, and grab your Uplifting Primer, Guardsman. There is work to do. There are heretics, mutants, and xenos filth to destroy. Cadia Stands.

Inspired by the classic tale of a cat who just wants in someone's house, and will do anything to succeed. Even if it means making adorable kitty sized pizza boxes and learning to say "Meowmino's".

Congratulations, comrades. You have liberated the nation of Llael from the Llaelese. March with pride, for you have brought honour to the Empress and the nation. Onward to victory!

Inspired by the posters of the Great War, this is the perfect fit for Trencher fans everywhere. Wear with pride as you defend the Iron Kindgoms.

The OG mega-hacker. Before the Guy Fawkes mask became the iconic face of the virtual vigilante, the Laughing Man was there to wreck many a sysadmin's day off.

Cadia has fallen, but her spirit lives on. It lives in brave sons and gallant daughters of Mankind who keep its spirit alive. It lives in countless worlds across the Emperor's domain. It lives in all of us. Across the horrors of space, from alien worlds to Imperial streets, it is the humble lasgun that brings the Emperor's light to stand against the darkness. Shoulder your weapon with pride, and grab your Uplifting Primer, Guardsman. There is work to do. There are heretics, mutants, and xenos filth to destroy. Cadia Stands.

Godspeed, Rebels The words that kept the spark of hope for the Resistance.