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It's me but a microphone. It's a pun. Get it?

Merry Christmas one and all

Logo for Mike's personal channel

why are you calling me a simp? don't call me a simp

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for wear on torso

for when you need a pillow of brian

perfect for your collection of weird internet eceleb pillows

the previous zoomer shirt has the line "my wife left me" and is therefore not appropriate for school. This one should be fine

a colorful banner thats pretty neat, made by Kat

these are the new tape cassette images for our thumbnails and such and if you do buy these I only ask that you use a sharpie to write your favorite podcast episode number in the blank space

This design was made by Kat Steele, she does commissions and her art is amazing! It is also our current logo for everything!

Look at these kids today with their juuls and their fidget spinners and their general happiness, why can't they be more like us old people and have chronic back pain or caffeine addictions? I tell you.

Reminiscent of classic action figure packaging of the 80's and 90's comes this classic Berginald blister card! Lovingly hand crafted by one Jason Jaghori specifically for use by Tidepool Orchestra, it comes with two sayings right out of the podcast!