Timothy Sellers

This design goes with the song "Camel" on Artichoke's "26 More Animals" record.

Whether you are strolling down the sidewalk with your baby, waiting in line at the post office, or roaming the plains in vast thundering herds, social distancing remains crucial.

"My Brain" is a new song from Artichoke, a groovy and weird dance cover of Mose Allison's swingin' piano original song with the same name.

This design is based on Artichoke's "Alligator" song. For the most intense experience, listen to the song while wearing this tee shirt and fleeing an alligator.

The song "Banana Slug" will be the 2nd song on Artichoke's "26 More Animals" record. Find it on spotify, itunes, or wherever you get music. (You older kids know that this design is a spoof of the Velvet Underground record cover by Andy Warhol.)

Echinopsis in full glory

Oscar Wilde toured America and the Wild West in 1882. He brought his wit to the Nevada silver mines and the big smoky halls of San Francisco. In October of that year, Wilde ambled through the Sonoran Desert upon his giant armadillo.

There's one in every family

Johann Sebastian Bok Choy (1685 - 1750) was a German - Chinese composer and musician of the Baroque Vegetable period. He is known for instrumental compositions such as the Stir Fry Concertos and the Gold Wok Variations. Since the 19th-century Bok Choy Revival, he has been generally regarded as one of the most delicious and nutritious composers of the musical canon.

“Venus on the Skateboard” is a well-known painting by the Italian artist Sandro Botticelli, probably made in the mid 1480s, and now hanging in the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. It depicts the goddess Venus arriving at the skate park after her birth. Mythology has it that she emerged from the parking lot fully-grown. The appeal of “Venus on the Skateboard” is sensory and very accessible, hence its enormous popularity among skaters.