Tiny Little Hammers

By popular demand...

By popular demand...

By popular demand...

By popular demand...

By popular demand...

*Paid for by the association of UAP’s being a bit of a bore

Never forget...

One of my fav horror movies of all time - oh man, don't get me started!

By popular demand...

We've all had enough - let's laugh a little about it, shall we?

Another piece of gear I wish I had invested in before they became waaaaaaaaay to expensive. Lesson maybe learned.

One day, in a flash of insight, I found my mantra - now I am sharing the power of it with you. I hope it helps you as much as it helps me.

Patrick Nagel and da Vinci, walk into an off-world bar to discuss the future...

Maybe you love Joy Division and early 60's jazz equally? Well then, this print's for you!

Back by popular demand...you know who!

The most famous synth in all of history! Don't let the presets fool you - magic comes with those with the patience to menu dive...

Perfect for yr studio/jam room/breakfast nook

The infection that will never end, ala a vintage Kmart sales flyer. Cheap therapy for you AND your wall.

In case you need reference, or some nice colors on your studio wall

One of my fave zombie films (and I don't like zombie films). OK, 28 Days Later is pretty rad - but it's no Pontypool.

A famous cassette four track that for legal reasons we can't name! But you know what it is....

An amp I always wished I owned, though my long-term hearing does not.

One of my fav sample packs (which I had picked one up when they were cheap!)

I love the Rat - will always have one on my board.

My fav bass amp of all time, and I've had two. Never gonna' give it up. Maybe someday I'll play it for you.

Dimed, it brings the devil to your room. The metal legend!

A visual ode to one of the greatest home recording machines ever made, the Tascam 388. Perfect for home studios under the influence of black lights (though not been proven IRL).

The creamiest polysynth I ever could afford!

I love this synth so much I've had two of them (and never getting rid of the last!).

Another monosynth I wished I owned - lend me yours and I promise to take good care of it!

A ribbon walks into a black hole...

The Moog Source - one of the coolest looking designs in all of synth-dom.

A delightful little monsynth I wish I had never sold!

Been broken by life? Me too - don't let it get you down and always remember these wise words...