toastercide

add some legitimacy to your favourite pass time.

a clear indication of the evolution of the human species from primal hominid to musical parodist.

Here's a non sequitur for you... at least I assume it's a non-sequitur. A smart person once used it as an example of a non-sequitur, and I didn't know what that meant, or what this phrase meant, but it made me laugh. Hopefully it will make you laugh too... even if you don't know what non-sequitur means.

because people whould feel the need to respond verbally to the way you look.

it is a truism oft overlooked.

I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

it's weird that this happened.

advice to live by

a review of my experience playing outside

this is an important public service announcement that you absolutely must pay attention to - by ignoring it completely.

the story of my life...

Don't you just hate when reality gets in the way of a good game? Yeh - me too.

Gosh those people seem to be sportsing really well. They seem to be really popular in [insert name here] town. Maybe I'll just try to blend in and enjoy the [game/competition/series/match]

just making a statement with my clothes.

When you get tired of saying it, just get it printed on a t shirt...

local gift-giving in the south of Adelaide

are you a member of the elite?

the japanese kanji for serenity

Retro Xmas knitwear? We've got you covered. Too hot for knitted sweaters? No problem.

the japanese number 0

the japanese number 2

the japanese kanji for unrefined.

the japanese kanji of the aesthetic philosophy of wabi sabi - acceptance of transience and imperfection,

the japanese number 3

the japanese number 10

the japanese number 6

this is the japanese number 7

the japanese kanji for respect

the japanese kanji for peaceful

japanese number 1

the japanese number 9

the japanese kanji for manga

the japanese character for next in line

the japanese kanji for "myself"