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let's just agree that even though they don't need them (which is no one's fault, not even the Romans...)

show your support for the hard working folks who keep you safe.

i'd like you to know how I feel about you right off the bat.

it's a common and unfortunate affliction

it's something he actually said, so that means you have to do it.

an observation I thought was worth sharing

I checked, and it's absolutely true.

some of us cope better

This shirt carries an important risk warning actual risk factor less than 0.000001%

they say two wrongs don't make a right, and as it happens, one wrong doesn't either.

please don't answer my rhetorical questions, it is nauseating.

Never fear, Chicken Man is here, and no one can hold a candle to the fear of the legendary Chicken Man. Good luck out running him, even with a head start. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape some super villain's evil plot, no doubt.

my favourite TV show has made me afraid of so many things.

for all my fellow sufferers, you're welcome.

who says it's a fundamental constant? Laws of thermodynamics my foot! Why, back in my day when anything was going to degrade over time it really got on with it, not like the nonsense that happens today...

you should try nostalgia – it is so much better than the garbage people try to push on everyone nowadays.

Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481... The artist was Leonardo da Vinci... The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey.

This is the logo for the Antaries Starship from the upcoming movie find the movie page on facebook https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=antaries%20movie

can't coose a side? sit on the fence. Autocons and deceptibots unite.

Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

every person who has to negotiate a price for work will understand this conundrum.