Two Cat Cult Classics

Sometimes you just can't contain all the joy within you and it needs to come out! Nothing says positive like a rainbow vomiting another rainbow!

The captain dispatched from the commisaricat! Tuna each according to their ability. Tuna each according to their needs.

Bitter.Functional.Hollow.Replaceable. Your life in coffee form,

Squeak Squeak Squeak! Translation. I'm lopsided but loveable. Weasel of wonder, exciting

Always give people the benefit of the doubt until you doubt the benefit of people.

When you need to remind others to mind their space, just because you're adorable doesn't mean you want to cuddle.

Don't be a prick! Friendly reminder. Perfect for anybody who needs to remind them all.

Is Hungry an emotion? Sometimes you have to ask the hard questions. But it can wait till after lunch.

Stressing out, don't have a meltdown! Try a Chernobyl Chai and RADIATE CALM. Dangerously relaxing.