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Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.

Frugal's Department Store has been in business since 1939. "Now you're shopping with cents" has been their slogan since 1955 due the fact that all of their clothing - at the time - used to cost under $3.00. That, of course, is not the case now. Due to their lack of originality (as well as their recent label of having the highest prices in retail) Frugal's is facing foreclosure.

Looking for something practical, but temporary? Around A Dollar Discount Emporium is all that AND, literally a bag of chips! We guarantee that everything in our expansive warehouse is around a dollar less than suggested retail price! Who needs to shop with cents when you can save dollars!?

At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

At the Medical Bank of Port Sanford, we can help you - help yourself - by saving your blood, DNA. and organic material. When an emergency occurs, you won’t have to wait for a donor. The Medical Bank will be there with cloned versions of your organic material; ready to serve YOU! Let the world know that YOU are the most important person in your world.

Titan Brewing has been a staple of Port Sanford since 1983. They have had a long running rivalry with their competitor, Olympian! The high alcohol content and wonderfully exotic flavors have kept Titan on the top of the mountain, though! Titan - Don't just get drunk! Get Drunk with POWER!

Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!

Pinshot is the world of Suspended Animation's newest social media site. Members model and post pictures of products provided by a sponsor. Payment compensation is rewarded to members for reaching out to their followers.

Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Nothing says "satisfaction" like a mouthful of Dick's!

If Dick's is known for anything besides their delicious sandwiches it has to be their clever slogans. This design comes with the Dick's Menu on the back.

Dick's is the number one sandwich shop in the South Pacific. Established by Philadelphia native, Dick Schlobaggar in 1993, this chain has added 5 pounds to the waistline of almost every Sandonesian. It can't be helped though. Grab a handful of Dick's!

We here at Suspended Animation have been given permission by Hindindoo games to distribute this box design on all of our apparel and merchandise!

The island of Hindindoo is home to the official gaming system of the Sandonesian Islands! Now you can collect gear to let the world know how much of a gamer you REALLY are!

The shirt reads: Suspended Animation is proud to partner with the next generation of an Old School Style gaming system. You've played Hindindoo, but now with patented B-MAD (Button Mash All Day) technology, the Hindindoo brings you into the world of gaming. With a slew of releases ready to hit the shelves you can jump, crawl, solve, sweat, sleep and breathe your way through virtual worlds, exclusively on the Hindindoo Yuu. NO other consoles have the capabilities that the Hindindoo Yuu has, because with the Hindindoo , we bring YUU into OUR world....

Be the first to own an original Hindindoo Controller t-shirt; directly from Hindindoo City, Sandonesia.

The Pyroclasm is an ancient Sandonesian energy technique which has been mastered by Kacii Omega. He harnesses volcanic chi to create a flowing projectile made up of a mixture of hot gas, hot ash, and lava.

When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the environment as well!

When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the envirnoment as well!

Shirley's! The place where Paper Tiger first discovered his powers. Every week tourists flock to Port Sanford in order to compete with some the world's best karaoke competitor's. Do you have what it takes to be crowned "Champion!?

Do you expect a bit MORE from your women? Look no further. Welcome to the Boom Boom Room where our motto is "Go big or go home!" Show your appreciation for the BBW community with this commemorative design.

Frezone is Port Sanford's hottest new single's club. If you're looking for love, you'll probably be disappointed. If you're looking for a nice chat, some safe distance dancing, and perhaps even a few seconds of hand-holding, this is your spot. No complications with relationships and sex here. The scene here is strictly aromantic. Who knows? True "like" may be in your future. Located in the Sanford Arms area.

Don't feel like cooking, but can't stand the idea of interacting with another human being? Download our app and we'll take care of your unreasonable anxiety for you! By the time you hear your doorbell ring, we're at our next stop! Now, that's FAST food!

If you're looking for a great steak dinner, High Steaks has some of the finest prime beef in the world. After a full meal, enjoy some of Port Sanford's most challenging tables for desert. Try your hand at Poker, Roulette, and Blackjack. If you're really feeling lucky you can enter the nightly Baccarat tournament. This isn't your neighborhood nightly game though. All tables have a $20 minimum ante with the exclusion of Baccarat - which starts with a $100 entry fee. Good luck and good eating!

Welcome to Wannabee's - the only place you'll find Euroasiameximerican Cuisine! Despite what the liberal media says, we welcome ALL walks of life to each of our locations. As long as you act and dress accordingly, you'll be treated fairly.

Just landing at the airport? Do you find it difficult to carry two bottles while making a deposit? Do you like to pay bills drunk? If you fit the bill then look no further. The Liquor Bank has everything for the hustler on the go. Conveniently located near the airport.

In the 1980's, Paper Tiger's famous crooner father, Vick Torola, created a hit song based on his struggle with crack addiction! The song became so popular that Hindindoo made the song into a video game. The game became Hindindoo Games' first big hit. Vick went on to do different versions with other bands as well!

If you've ever lived or visited Newark, DE, chances are you have a story about someone driving their rental truck right into the train bridge underpass on Casho Mill Rd. Perhaps you've witnessed an accident between two drivers who believed they had of right-of-way as they entered "The Tunnel of Greed!" Let the world know that you were savvy enough to survive the terror of the one-lane tunnel.