UnseenGhost

In the words of the great Nick Miller from New Girl: “You gave me a cookie, I got you a cookie. You gave me cookie, gave you cookie. Gave me cookie, got you cookie. You gave me cookie, I got you cookie man! Gave me cookie got you cookie, we’re even! We’re even, Schmidt!”

Phillip Schofield shocked at Jamie Oliver for putting salad in a pasty

Release the Beast, BIMINI! Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me. Gender-bender, cis-tem offender, I like it rough but my lentils tender. Don't be scared to embrace the femme, whether you're he, she, or them. Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème, love yourself, say that again!!!

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katya... I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair, always keep 'em coming back for more. You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go so bitch let me show you the door!Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid; the only high class Russian whore! I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress, that's a rash, not a herpes sore. Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets. Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Who me, like this in front of all these people? Strut so bad it must be illegal. T-A-Y-C-E! Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (thank God!) Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back. You know I need it, babs, so play that track (ow!) All you fruits should be scared of me like the one I sent home doing "Memory"!

Eleven from Netflix hit show Stranger Things, with her favourite food - Eggo Waffles!

Move aside, it's your girl, Denali. I'm cold as ice, hotter than a tamale. Keep up and I'm Chi-Town tough, triple Lutz on these sluts 'cause I like it rough. I'm icy, spicy, for you, I'm too pricey. Going for the gold, so I'ma get a little feisty. Strong like a Megatron, long like a marathon, AK to Babylon, I'm a phenomenon!

The name's Symone and I'm here for the thro-o-o-one! Beat face and I'm Arkansas grown. The Ebony Enchantress is me, legs up to my waist, talent you can't replace!

Uh, baby, pour a glass, feast your eyes on a bonnie lass. She's a fashion clown; pretty, witty, vocals down! My light's never fading. Can't wait to hear you say it! "The winner is Rosé!"

PURSE. FIRST.

Netflix and chill? No, when watching true crime documentaries it’s more like Netflix and kill...

Walk into the club PURSE. FIRST.

Dancing to a highland jig, Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig. From Helensburgh to Edinburgh, everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs. I made my name in Glasgow city, can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty. Me and my dolls are on a mission, gotta take this crown for RuRuvision!!