In the words of the great Nick Miller from New Girl: “You gave me a cookie, I got you a cookie. You gave me cookie, gave you cookie. Gave me cookie, got you cookie. You gave me cookie, I got you cookie man! Gave me cookie got you cookie, we’re even! We’re even, Schmidt!”
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My Favourite Murder hosts Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark have coined many phrases over the years. “Keep going, this is terrible” is perfect for every day life, whether you’re getting yourself through a hard time or are just listening to a true crime podcast and need to know more!
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Release the Beast, BIMINI! Get a pillow for these girls 'cause they sleep on me. Gender-bender, cis-tem offender, I like it rough but my lentils tender. Don't be scared to embrace the femme, whether you're he, she, or them. Limp wrist, hair flick, crème de la crème, love yourself, say that again!!!
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katya... I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair, always keep 'em coming back for more. You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go so bitch let me show you the door!Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid; the only high class Russian whore! I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress, that's a rash, not a herpes sore. Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets. Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
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Who me, like this in front of all these people? Strut so bad it must be illegal. T-A-Y-C-E! Inches to the floor, I ain't talking 'bout my weave (thank God!) Rata-tat-rat, I'ma clap back. You know I need it, babs, so play that track (ow!) All you fruits should be scared of me like the one I sent home doing "Memory"!
Move aside, it's your girl, Denali. I'm cold as ice, hotter than a tamale. Keep up and I'm Chi-Town tough, triple Lutz on these sluts 'cause I like it rough. I'm icy, spicy, for you, I'm too pricey. Going for the gold, so I'ma get a little feisty. Strong like a Megatron, long like a marathon, AK to Babylon, I'm a phenomenon!
The name's Symone and I'm here for the thro-o-o-one! Beat face and I'm Arkansas grown. The Ebony Enchantress is me, legs up to my waist, talent you can't replace!
Uh, baby, pour a glass, feast your eyes on a bonnie lass. She's a fashion clown; pretty, witty, vocals down! My light's never fading. Can't wait to hear you say it! "The winner is Rosé!"
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