Valley of Oh

Last year we planted a bunch of tulip bulbs with the aim to fill one of the side yards in our, uh, yard. It sounds extravagant, but our property is just shaped in such a way that we have lotsa planting room. And our goal is to have fields of tulips, just like this shirt says. Help support our goals by buying it?

Is anyone else watching “Palm Royale” on AppleTV+? I am loving how it is campy but the characters aren’t caricatures, you know? I really love the reporter, played by Mindy Cohn. Her line in episode 7 of season 1 is iconic and my partner immortalized it in this design for me.

Have you ever felt all cute and cuddly on the outside and stabby on the inside? Me too.

Whether you prefer your mushrooms magical or plain, eating ‘em is a trip, right? I have been eating a dumb amount of mushrooms lately (the plain ones) and I assume that might be what inspired my partner to make this shirt? Do you also love mushrooms? How about taking trips? This shirt is good for lovers of both.

It’s cool to see a birb, ain’t it? We really love birbs over here, so this design really hits home that feeling when you see a birb. My partner designed this shirt because we like seeing birbs together.

Me too, buddy, me too. This is how I feel every time I see the birbs in our yard eating the treats we leave for them. We even know some of them by name, like Robert Downey Woodpecker! My partner designed this because he likes to see me smile.

This is a familiar cry at my house, but my name isn’t Augustus. This was designed by my partner and I must say that it makes me giggle very much.