Vanderkins Leather & Jewelry

I don't know how you get your players to roll, but this is how I do. ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS! WOO! Let's Go!

Why lie? You're an adventure! Not for the timid, but the brave.

A bitter truth. A purple triangle.

Same thing as the other one, only super small, so only really nosy people see it! I don't know if you have a void kitty (we do, and she's awesome), which is another name for a solid black cat, but they have a certain attitude about them, and this encapsulates what I'm sure ours is thinking when she gives us this look (model is Luna)!

I don't know if you have a void kitty (we do, and she's awesome), which is another name for a solid black cat, but they have a certain attitude about them, and this encapsulates what I'm sure ours is thinking when she gives us this look (model is Luna)!

Trans CHILDREN are under attack by the frighteningly fundamental zealots of the "Christian" right. It's hate, and our kids don't deserve these attacks. So protect them, and show how you support them. Get mugs, shirts, stickers and everything else. More importantly, tell trans kids you know that you support them, and teach your kids to do the same. To be even more serious folx, you will save lives. These kids deserve to be able to live as they are, and not allowing that will result in many more self-harm than the zealots cause.

Put it out on front street. If you've got it, flaunt it. Don't hide your freaky under a bushel. Go big, baby.

Sometimes it's polite to warn others of approaching awfulness. Or that maybe today is gonna be a hell of a time and all should beware. Either way, you're letting people know it's gonna be a motherfucker of a day. For that, you deserve a cookie.

Put it out on front street. If they know, they know; could lead to a party.

You know it's gonna be an absolute shit show. Utter bell end of an experience. Might as well get on with it. And if you're gonna do it, do it with style.

Does your dog look at you with stern judgement when you do something that displeases them? Ours does - especially when we sneeze or cough. This is the look he gives us, as if to say, "What is this douchebaggery?" So now you can have an image of our dog judging you for just about anything.

Do you have your favorite swear sequence? This is mine today, and I'm sharing it with you because I care. Say this fast, say this often, and your life will be complete, as far as swears go.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. A simple reminder of how deeply small things don't matter.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. Sometimes one must acknowledge the mediocrity of another.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. A simple dismissal of an insignificant nothing.

When you don't care what people think of you, and you just need a better way to say it, this will do. LGTBQA+ folx get told often enough, "I love you, but not your lifestyle" that this kind of thing is necessary. Just don't express your discomfort with the way others ARE. It's not a choice, it's not a lifestyle, it's a state of being and we cannot and should not have to change it.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. A simple explanation why they're left to their own devices.

Many times in the BDSM world, when negotiating a scene from a Top perspective, the bottom in question will say they have no limits. This image pops in my mind every single time! So, this is a super inside joke, but I really like it.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. The magic was never really there, but the worm refused to face reality. So it was informed.

Part of our Crueltees Line. Images of unbridled power and delicious malevolence. Things to make a good boy beg for more. Nothing like the delicious flavor of their abject humiliation.

Sometimes, one must simply be direct.

You're a kind person. You don't want to be mean to anyone .You do your level best to soften the blow. But the fact remains, they're a cunt. It's not your fault they're a cunt; they merely are. This design conveys that in a manner both elegant and direct. It's the gift that keeps on giving to that absolute cunt.

I do enjoy a good pun, and also really enjoy profanity, as most of us do! Tea is classy, and so is cursing. It's a sign of intelligence!

Fuck all that other inspirational shit. The dangling cat can go to HELL! That beautiful sunset is nothing but a photoshopped lie! Up until now, it's all been bullshit. But now... now we have the proper words to inspire greatness! Live these words. Emblazon them upon your soul! And body, cuz we have bills to pay, y'all. Let thes words send you on the path to the future you deserve.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. Just a bit of home maintenance.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. Bored by endless ages of repetitive mediocrity, they see but do not care.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. A TPK can be such a bummer.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. Sometimes things really are exactly how you see them; no matter how hard you tell yourself it can't be true.

Subtlety is for the weak. Say it loud enough to bring fear to your enemies. Or to express your dominance at the PTO meeting. HORSECOCK!

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. People always seem to forget thet can clap, too.

Sometimes subtlety just isn't warranted. Sometimes though, when you want to say, "eat a bag of dicks," there's just a more classy way to say it. "For your dining pleasure" is just that. Get this in sticker form, or magnet form, and stick them where you think they'll do the most good (not at all encouraging illegal activity, so don't do illegal stuff with them)!

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. Nothing like feeding the spirit the old fashioned way.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. The bundle of joy hungers.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. Truly a special moment when a culinary artist masters their craft.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. A room full of mannequins lost in the exact same hell.

Part of our One Sentence Horror Story shirts. Original ideas made to haunt all who read. Or at least creep out one of the normals. A reminder nothing is ever useless if you have enough spices.