Tank Tops by Saturday Morning Horrors

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Remember Russ Thorn?! Sure you do. He's your homeboy now! Duh!

Tags: horror, 80s movies, 80s cheese, russ thorn, 1980s

Russ Thorn is My Homeboy Tank Top

$20 $13

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Mashups are awesome, right?! Well, here's one. It doesn't make much sense, but that doesn't matter!

Tags: t swift, carrie, friday the 13th, horror fan, horror mash

Carrie White - 1976 Tank Top

$20 $13

Hamilton - My Love, Take Your Time... Tank Top

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I'll see you on the other side.

Tags: hamfam, alexander hamilton, ham4ham, broadway, lin manuel miranda

Hamilton - My Love, Take Your Time... Tank Top

$20 $13

Hamilton - I Am Not Throwing Away My Shot Tank Top

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Spoiler - He threw away his shot.

Tags: theater, nonstop, aaron burr, hamilton vs burr, bitofaday

Hamilton - I Am Not Throwing Away My Shot Tank Top

$20 $13

Slumber Party Massacre - Union Telephone Tank Top

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It's not easy to find branding in Slumber Party Massacre, but through the miracle of 4k and a huge TV, I discovered UNION TELEPHONE! Bask in all it's glory! Wear a shirt that literally no one will understand and laugh at them, making them feel weak and inadequate.

Tags: slumber party massacre 2, cult horror, slasher, 80s, cult

Slumber Party Massacre - Union Telephone Tank Top

$20 $13

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I don't even know what's going on...

Tags: thanks i hate it, okay boomer, get off my lawn, kids, funny

I Feel Like A Boomer Tank Top

$20 $13

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Comment sections be like...

Tags: have a terrible day, thanks i hate it, republicans, satire, trump

I Feel Like an Ok Boomer Tank Top

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It's like every comment section these days!

Tags: millenials, dumpster fire, satire, funny, conservatives

Ok Boomer Tank Top

$20 $13

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Ho Ho Ho

Tags: die hard christmas, ho ho ho, yippee ki yay, nakatomi, sweater

Now I Have a Machine Gun Tank Top

$20 $13

It... It Was... Soap Poisoning! Tank Top

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Poor Ralph. Struck blind.

Tags: christmas story, lifebuoy soap poisoning, ralphie parker, red ryder, christmas classic

It... It Was... Soap Poisoning! Tank Top

$20 $13

Don't Forget to Drink Your Ovaltine Tank Top

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Son of a bitch...

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, christmas sweater, christmas classics, funny christmas, son of a bitch

Don't Forget to Drink Your Ovaltine Tank Top

$20 $13

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Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

Tags: christmas quotes, christmas classics, red ryder, movie, dont forget to drink your olvaltine

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! Tank Top

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A Very (Walter) White Christmas Tank Top

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If you have a White Christmas, you'll have a blue Christmas. Ya dig?

Tags: christmas funny, saul goodman, christmas ugly sweater, christmas sweater, crystal blue

A Very (Walter) White Christmas Tank Top

$20 $13

Explore the Sewers of Derry, Maine Tank Top

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Maybe that's not the best idea...

Tags: ss georgie, pennywise the dancing clown, halloween, it, christmas

Explore the Sewers of Derry, Maine Tank Top

$20 $13

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I told you not to look...

Tags: pennywise the dancing clown, deadlight, clown, horror, richie tozier

Don't look at it! Tank Top

$20 $13

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No one wants your pictures.

Tags: space monkies, satire, instagram, facebook, edward norton

Tyler Durden For President Tank Top

$20 $13

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He took his face.....off...

Tags: house of 1000 corpses, bill moseley, captain spaulding, otis firefly, baby

The Devil's Rejects Tank Top

$20 $13

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Postcards from the future

Tags: books, chucky p, fight club, survivor, tyler durden

Invisible Monsters Tank Top

$20 $13

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NOW!

Tags: ugly sweater, christmas, movie christmas, cookies, arnold schwarzenegger

Put That Cookie Down! Tank Top

$20 $13

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I Just Was Looking For a TurboMan Doll!

Tags: arnold schwarzenegger, christmas, christmas humor, christmas sweater, funny xmas

I'm Not A Pervert! Tank Top

$20 $13

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Happy holidays, you bastards!

Tags: holidays, christmas, ugly sweater, gift, christmas vacation quote

Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass Tank Top

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Have you checked YOUR shitters lately?!

Tags: christmas, pop culture christmas, clark griswold, santa claus, merry christmas

Shitter Was Full Tank Top

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Seriously, someone fire this guy! Tank Top

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Get him as far away as possible!

Tags: ruin johnson, fandom menace, luke deserved better, star wars, rian johnson

Seriously, someone fire this guy! Tank Top

$20 $13

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Because Disney Wars stinks!

Tags: rise of skywalker, jedi, ruin johnson, luke skywalker, jake skywalker

The Fandom Menace Tank Top

$20 $13

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Seriously though, has anybody seen Korg?!

Tags: iron man, captain marvel, captain america, disney, missing

Where's Korg?! Tank Top

$20 $13

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He's so cute

Tags: slasher, kane hodder, bad guys, horror villain, killer

I Heart Victor Crowley Tank Top

$20 $13

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The Juice is Loose!

Tags: nightmare before christmas, jack skellington, the nightmare before christmas, 80s, 90s

The Juice is Loose Tank Top

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ah, the 90's

Tags: witchcraft, faruza balk, return to oz, we are the weirdos, 90s

We Are The Weirdos, Mister Tank Top

$20 $13

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Don't be ridiculous!

Tags: 80s tv, family matters, full house, the strangers, cousin larry

The Cousin in the Mask Tank Top

$20 $13

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That stupid teacup!

Tags: horror, twilight zone, place, sci fi, peele

The Sunken Place Tank Top

$20 $13

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I'm sick of the Bed Bath & Beyond positivity! It all goes down today!

Tags: mad, bad mood, negativity, devil, jokes

Today's the day, Satan Tank Top

$20 $13

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Seriously though, he stopped to take a picture?

Tags: jamie lee curtis, scream queen, horror, 80s, slasher

Prom Night - Stag Tank Top

$20 $13

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Yuppy scum

Tags: nffa, first purge, horror, sci fi, survive the purge

Death to the NFFA Tank Top

$20 $13

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It's the right way...

Tags: baseball, musical, broadway, you will be found, break in a glove

How to Break In a Glove Tank Top

$20 $13

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When you're broken on the ground...

Tags: youwillbefound, hamilton, broadway, evan hansen, ben platt

You Will Be Found Tank Top

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How Horrible Our Christmas Will Be! Tank Top

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Oh, Mayor...

Tags: christmas sweater, horror, ugly christmas sweater, pumpkin king, the nightmare before christmas

How Horrible Our Christmas Will Be! Tank Top

$20 $13

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