westinchurch

Nothing in the rules says you can't commit murder!

Step right up and see the definitely-real-and-not-a-huge-hoax...FIJI MERMAID!

Borne in fire and oil! And EEEEVIL!

I drew this chicken for reference, then it looked like it was yelling, so naturally I assumed it had stepped on a lego.

There's a one in 365 chance that its not Christmas today.

Hang your stockings and say your prayers...'cause Santa Claus comes tonight. This lyric sounds a bit like a threat...

So, technically, no one has seen Santa's sleigh flying in the sky. And the world is about 70% oceans. Therefore, its safe to assume that Santa delivers presents via the AquaSleigh 3000.

BoooooOOOOoooooo!!

Sometimes after a long day of breathing fire on things, the dragons just liked to cozy up in warm scarves and drink hot cocoa.

Everybody can relax, I found the car.

Glub glub! Who goes there? I guess he's like an underwater security guard, since he has the stabby stabby trident.

It took a bit of practice, but once he got the hang of the flying toaster, Gerald knew he'd be unstoppable!

Baby Gark doot dooo, doot doot doo doo...

"Its definitely Monday," Jim thought.

This is some land shark creature from Dungeons and Dragons that I got from a list of drawing prompts. Its pronounced "Boo-lay," but I will probably incorrectly pronounce it "boo-let" forever, because that's how my brain processes it looking like a French word.

Its a Medusa! Its a SIren! Its...GOING TO JAB YOU WITH THAT HARPOON! SWIM AWAY!!

We’re all in this together...but apart...but still kind of together!

Still one of the best Christmas movies ever.

Did you wash your hands? DID YOU??

As my cousin's tiny kid once put it: "No brocky - is gross and yucky."

Edward just couldn't deny it anymore - chili gave him gas.

With the power to grab anything with its tentacles...and then eat whatever it grabs!

Oh my god...Becky...look at her butt...

Being truly yourself is powerful.

Being truly yourself is powerful.

Pronouns matter!

Pronouns matter!

Pronouns matter!

Pronouns matter!

Everyone thought AE100-5 was adorable, like the alien in E.T., but little did they know his glowy finger delivered a 1,000,000,000 volt blast of electricity.

I drew this based off a typo in a conversation with my pal who has dyslexia and they thought it would resonate with other folks who have dyslexia. Plus it has a swear in it, and advocates yelling, so that’s cool, too.

I drew this based off a typo in a conversation with my pal who has dyslexia and they thought it would resonate with other folks who have dyslexia. Plus it has a swear in it, and advocates yelling, so that’s cool, too.

Although not quite the fearsome three-headed dog described in legend, the threat of being covered in slobber was very real.

You're doing just fine. Go have some cereal.

No one knew where he found a stove in the woods, but he made the best mac and cheese.

In the farthest reaches of outer space, Quincy realized he left the stove on.