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Gerald was always sure to use the proper fork for brains. He didn't do all those years in finishing school for nothing.

Axolotls creep me out.

I hope you are hungry: I am programmed to produce pancakes in multiples of 1000.

Let's all be weirdos together.

Let's all be weirdos together.

Regardless of the season, every so often this line pops into my head. Nothing says Christmas spirit like sprinting through your small town, screaming "Merry Christmas" at various inanimate objects.

A combination of a shrimp, capybara and hedgehog, the rare and elusive Shrimpybarahog spends its days floating contentedly in the water, splashing anyone who happens upon it.

Let's all conjure Satan!

Quentin had a great sense of smell, but he had a bad sense of direction, so he never knew where any smell was coming from.

A panel from my 2018 24 hour comic, which had this guy rampaging through town, then finding a handy basket. You know how it is.

Mouths, and eyes, and noses, and buttholes and other holes...just a cornucopia of places for stuff to ooze out of.

Behold the vacant stare of the werewolf, for he, too, is afflicted by the condition of having walked into a room and instantly forgetting why he was there in the first place.

If its got people parts and fish parts, it qualifies as a mermaid, right?

It was never actually spinach in that can.

When in doubt about colour, just make it wacky.

Give a cheer for Ottawa's amazing public transit service! Pbbbbllllt!

I freaking LOVE Halloween. October 1st is the start of spooky season, but really, its Halloween all year long to me.

Godzilla found himself paralyzed by uncertainty...again.

Its a bird...its a plane...no, its SUPERGAY!

Its a bird...its a plane...no, its SUPERGAY!

Its a bird...its a plane...no, its SUPERGAY!

Its a bird...its a plane...no, its SUPERGAY!

Its a bird...its a plane...no, its SUPERGAY!

There's a one in 365 chance that its not Thanksgiving today. But you can still eat a giant meal - no one is going to stop you.

Nothing sent Ralph off and running like the scent of fresh braaaaaaaaiiiiins.

Of course Lonnie was in a rush - those villagers weren't going to eat themselves!

Dracula always ended up sleeping late the day after Halloween, and then forgot that he could turn into a bat and fly, so he ended up running everyplace all night long.

The Headless Horseman just wasn't as menacing when his horse was in the shop.

Bonesy wasn't entirely sure that he wouldn't fall apart if he stopped running, so...he just kept on running.

Although it was more floating than running, George still enjoyed his morning exercise.

Boris was lying down for so long, it felt great to run around and stretch his legs.

I drew this on a chalkboard, trying to depict from memory the look of the Centaurworld characters. I think I was pretty close.

I drew this on a chalkboard, trying to depict from memory the look of the Centaurworld characters. I think I was pretty close.

No one is stronger than Strong Pig! Strong Giraffe pales in comparison.

Its a bird!...its a plane!...no...its...the smell of the apocalypse!

There's a one in 365 chance that its not Easter today.