Witty Equestrian

The design for every moment you *aren't* at the barn

Whether you're Team "All King Edward's horse can manage big fences" or Team "A Fat Bay Mare Can Hardly Ever Kick", one thing's for sure: if you know what those sayings mean, you're Team "Dressage For Life".

The ultimate, classic design for three day eventers everywhere.

What's more iconic than showing up to your lesson with Starbucks, wearing this varsity shirt, ready to crush your stride counts? Nothing.

The ultimate, classic design for three day eventers everywhere.

What's more iconic than showing up to your lesson with Starbucks, wearing this varsity shirt, ready to crush your stride counts? Nothing.

Whether you're Team "All King Edward's horse can manage big fences" or Team "A Fat Bay Mare Can Hardly Ever Kick", one thing's for sure: if you know what those sayings mean, you're Team "Dressage For Life".

The design for every moment you *aren't* at the barn

The perfect gift for your favorite riding instructor!

Show off your love for some of the most iconic horses from eventing, dressage, and showjumping with this Famous Horses sweatshirt.

For the OTTB lover in your life!

For the person at your barn who seems to collect bay horses!

Show off your knowledge and appreciation for the female heroes of the equestrian world with this Famous Female Equestrian shirt that gives a nod to some of the best eventing, dressage, and show jumping riders in history.

What more do you need in life besides dogs, horses, and coffee? Answer: nothing.

The perfect design for the three day eventer in your life!

The three essentials: dogs, horses, and coffee!

The perfect witty slogan for the barn friend who runs on dogs, horses, and coffee

Keep calm and canter on!

When in doubt, clean your tack!

For the barn bestie that seems to collect OTTBs!

The perfect gift for the riding instructor in your life who truly does it all!

There’s one at every barn…the rider who seems to collect big bay horses! Whether you’re that person at your barn (no shame–why stop at one, anyways?) or it’s your barn bestie, this funny slogan will let everyone know who all those big bay horses belong to.

Show off your love for some of the most iconic horses from eventing, dressage, and showjumping with this Famous Horses design.

For the OTTB lover in your life!

Show off your knowledge and appreciation for the female heroes of the equestrian world with this Famous Female Equestrian shirt that gives a nod to some of the best eventing, dressage, and show jumping riders in history.

Dogs, coffee, and horses--what else do you need in life? Nothing!

More leg...but in rainbow!

When in doubt...add more leg!

For the three day eventer in your life!

When in doubt, clean your tack!

Keep calm and canter on!

When in doubt...add more leg!

Perfect for you or the spicy redhead in your barn!

When in doubt...add more leg!

The perfect gift for that one barn friend that reminds you of a spicy chestnut mare.