Xanaduriffic

Hope that helps!

Enough Said.

Queens beyond compare <3

A bear won't ask, "What were you wearing?!" Team bear.

She said it fancier, tho.

Don't like abortion? Cut off thy dick.

OBEY THE QUEEN. She likes potato chips on her sammies.

Don't let some yapping man head get in your way, darling.

Smash the patriarchy--literary style.

Listen to your elders!

FOREVER.

I'd explain this design, but I have lost too many brain cells just trying to get through this crap.

And yes, she is coming to get you, darling.

Friends, never give up the fight for your own rights. What the hell else do you have but your body?

Who needs calm adulting when you can f***ing d*** s*** *** ****** *****ing ***** your way through life? Swearing is a sign of intelligance! (True story.)

Friends, anyone can be a gen-u-ine bitch, which is good--because bitches get stuff done.

Some days are made for Satan. I don't make the rules. Satan does.

Could happen to anyone! Especially if you're named Heather.

People. What a bunch of bastards.

Sigh. In the good old days, it coulda been cocaine from the pharmacy, too.

Yes, you are. Remember that.

I have my to-do list!

And bring a friend, girl.

Women's rights are great, but what of women's wrongs? Support them!

As do bitches.

You are, and don't you dare forget it!

So why bother?

Otherwise, they will never learn.

And don't you dare apologize.

All the important things, duh

Because why not damn

After all, what else is important?

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," "Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," "Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," "Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."