Xanaduriffic

It's a pun because candles.

That's how I roll, baby--with a sexy dreidel.

A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that

Oy to the world during this holiday season. Because ugh, amIrite?

Hollering is rude. Challah-ing is awesome!

Get to feline fine in your Meowzel Tov shirt! Celebrate the holidays *and* cats, as God intended.

What's better than an ugly, joyful shirt? One with bread on it, duh.

Let them know you don't want to be there but like in a fun way!

Let them know you don't want to be there but like in a fun way!

This says it all, eh?

This is for everyone whose relatives call them a "Special Snowflake" during the inevitable angry holiday dinner. Why not advertise?

Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho. Die Hard Ugly Holiday Design! I'm especially proud of the dirty tank top.

Every pirate knows that life's a dick. But holidays are awesome!

Make sure everyone knowsyou're a pirate AND NOT A F*CKING MERMAID in this handy-dandy ugly Christmas design!

A white Chirstmas is great, but a Betty White Chirstmas is even better!

Have the sleepy Hanukkah of your dreams in this Mazelsloth shirt--the true spirit of the holidays!

Give (or get) a gift that truly says: You deserve nothing better. Get yer ugly holiday gift right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Give (or get) a gift that truly says: You deserve nothing better. Get yer ugly holiday gift right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Give (or get) a gift that truly says: You deserve nothing better. Get yer ugly holiday gift right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Give (or get) a gift that truly says: You deserve nothing better. Get yer ugly holiday gift right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Arrive to the party in style? Get yer ugly holiday garment right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Arrive to the party in style? Get yer ugly holiday garment right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Arrive to the party in style? Get yer ugly holiday garment right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Arrive to the party in style? Get yer ugly holiday garment right here to make people laugh and also maybe pity you. The letters resemble retro velour iron-ons from the 80s! Comes in blue, red, green, and white~

Join the gang--Michael, Kelly, Jim, Pam, Stanley, Angela, Kevin, Dwight (er, Belsnickel), Creed, and Meredith--for a fun-filled holiday time! Provided there are liquid refreshments to make sure the party doesn't suck. Oh, and Toby is there, too. Sort of.

From the whole gang, plus a victim or two.

Hello, humans! Have a happy day!

At least you celebrate goats. Right? Is that what this is about?

Laszlo has got a special gift for you!

What's updog? Not much, what's up with your holiday?

The saying is, "Murder!" Whoops, no, it's, "Happy holidays!"

Happy holidays, sweetie darling!

Don't question her.

Sing carols along with Eddie, sweetie darling. She knows all the words.

Blanche loves Santa. She loooooooves Santa.

Oh, Rose. Christmas in St. Olaf sounds terrifying.