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Get your squirrel friend on, and one for your best Judy!

With or without a brown cow, you're STUNNING!

Or do, I'm not your mom.

No tea, no shade! Well, maybe a lil bit of shade...

Get your tongue ready to roll, pop, and roll-pop. Okay, girl? Pop!

As the inimitable Alyssa Edwards said to Coco Montrese, "Girl, look how orange you fuckin' look, girl." Lay off the foundation!

No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. Suuuuuuure.

May I Call You Jiggly? How about Caliente?

I wonder that about my cat, too. Then, I decide against it because that lil guy is judgmental AF.

Blasé + La Dee Da x Laissez-Faire = FLASE DAH! It means something like those things.

Tag yourself: Alyssa Edwards' stages of busted: Gutted! Rotted! GILA MONSTER! Beast!

Baby, get your iconic slay on and boots the house down.

We can't win all the time. So accept your place in life like Queen Alyssa Edwards, a lovelt fifth alternate of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Find out if the bus is still running before you need to make a quick getaway, my sisters.

Announce yourself like the amazing Alyssa Edwards--and always come back. back, back, darling.

Everyone know all the best girls have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent coming out the...

Show your love for all your sisters--both cis and Trans! Love rules, everything else drools.

Wear your petty pride with aplomb. It's good to give people warning so they won't start none.

Drink those male tears, darling, for they will fuel you to great heights! Yum. Delicious.

Every proud feminist killjoy should advertise.

Isn't it hilarious that "nasty woman" is supposed to be an insult? Nasty woman means confident. Nasty woman means driven. Nasty woman means take no s#!+.

Fuck the patriarchy! But not in a sexy way.

If you can't make your own delusional self-confidence, store-bought is fine.

Liberty, equality, sisterhood. But the French say it all rhymey.

Sometimes the best advice comes in the form of a cat t-shirt. Or tote. As long as there's a cat.

Show your love for all your sisters--both cis and Trans! Love rules, everything else drools.

Everyone knoew you don't ask cats to smile. Or women.

Because reading is what? Fundamental!

Does the library really ever close?

So saith the Lordt, RuPaul

Oh no she betta don't! So don't, girl.

May I Call You Jiggly? The answer is always, "Yes, Mama."

Bow down to your queen! And check the mirror, GAWD.

Truer words ain't never been spoke, friends!

Only the hottest queens are so elegant...they're elegwent.

Listen to Miss Alyssa Edwards--Don't Get Cute, Get Drop-Dead Gorgeous