This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

In the depths of the Wizard's Tomb you find an alter with a creepy skull glowing with neon green energy. It calls to you. Roll a wisdom saving throw

While delving deep into the Dungeon of Arlo: The Ancient & Insane you come across a magical looking tome. It is a magical book of illusions & spells, an anthology of works by several authors. This book is in poor condition, ink stains obscure a fair amount of the pages and blood or some kind of dipping sauce obscure many more. (Who eats at a reading table?! ) You read a random passage and as the words leave your lips the cover of the ancient tome begins to glow... Reading is pretty fun.

The cold steal handles of these twin obsidian axes are warm compared to your icy heart while in the thick of the battle. You've not yet found an enemy you are unable to slay with these dark & dangerous beauties.

One of these weapons will bond with you, one will prey on you, & one will betray you. Choose Wisely.

Forged by a Vampire King who hand-carved the Hilt from the bones of his sworn enemy, ‘Blood Thirster’ was wielded by this king against armies in a great but forgotten war. Once drawn, This unholy relic can not rest until it has tasted blood... #XaqInd #GuDHaul For more info about Gud Haul go to: xaqindustries.wordpress.com

A steady aim is all you have to depend on...

The beholder is one of my favorite monsters, not just in D&D but just in general a floating eyeball monster is always hella scary. You're gonna want a healing potion on hand when you take this one on... They're watching you.

If you don't like Cat-girl barbarians you can kiss Bruh's ass!

Slap this design on your stuff to harness the awesome powers of the Mighty Unicorn!* | *Awesome Unicorn Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Just an illustration of a device.

Just an illustration of a device.

Move along...

El Perro Negro is goodest girl you've ever met. Even if you haven't met her yet, she already loves you and wants to take you on an adventure. Grab the leash & go!

This is based on a sketch I did for Drawlloween 2015. The theme that day was eyeballs.

It... was fine.. I've had better. I don't think it was worth the price, the lettuce was real wilted, and I asked for no pickles but it looked like they put EXTRA pickles on it. Also it kept scowling at me.

You know you're about to be 'Fansplained' something when you hear this phrase, cut them off before they have a chance to start with their jabber with this rad-ass shirt!

No F*cking Talent Eric Andre Special Edition. This one is in honor of funny man turned scamwagon shill, Eric Andre. He goes out of his way to also belittle any criticism preemptively in his announcement tweet. I wish nothing but the worst for you from here on out shithead. I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.

No F*cking Talent #1 I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.