ZeroGameSense

How many hills do you have in your Hollywood account? 47?

Nothing better than getting your NPC on board. Now you can share the same joy with your IRL. Become the happy NPC in your world!

Tired of all the NPC drama? Become the NPC yourself. Shout from the rooftops, "I disliked that".

We've all been there. We start a guild and no one wants in. It's time to go into the wild and scary IRL to recruit.

We've all been there. We start a guild and no one wants in. It's time to go into the wild and scary IRL to recruit.

You've broken the bed. You heard the sound of gold bars hitting the ground. But where is it? GOLD IN THE FLOOR. You begin strafing around the room as you search for the gun upgrade/perk recycling fuel that is these gold bars. Without them you'll have be stuck choosing between two random perks that you won't use. YOU MUST FIND THE GOLD IN THE FLOOR. At last, the sound you've been waiting for. You've found it. Now on to do it all again.

If you left your job during The Great Resignation, that makes you Alumni! Congratulations on your accomplishment!

The algorithm is only creepy when it isn't serving you exactly what you want to see. Honing it in takes time, but when your algorithm serves you hilarious content reliably, you have something special.

This is transferrable!

Pay homage to the OG digital racer of the 1980's.

No matter what I do, my dad thinks I'm sus.

No matter what I do, my mom always thinks I'm sus.

No matter the question you ask, the answer is always the same. Sus.

Low on health? Grab a health potion! It just might be the difference!

We've all lost a lot due to Covid, and for good reason. We are trying our best to stop the spread. I didn't realize how much I was going to miss going to BlizzCon this year until October. So, I made this shirt a a way to grieve. But you know what, the next time you can go to whatever Con you go to, it will be sweeter than ever!

We've all played with people that have Zero Game Sense. This shirt won't eliminate all the frustration, at least you'll look good while trying not to tilt.

One of the greatest things that happen in games is connecting with good people that become good friends.

Thanks for inviting me to your so called party, but if a LAN isn't involved, I'm not interested.

I don't game all the time, just when my friends are gaming.

If you don't have a decent bag, you won't be able to carry your torn bear fur pelt. I know, I know, you can just leave it where you found it, but you'll never get your mount with that type of thinking. Pick up EVERYTHING you can and sell it. You'll thank me later.

Ah yes, the classic "need healing" spammer. What a pain, right? But seriously, can I get a top off? I'm wildly out of position and I'll blame you if I die. Thanks!

Saying you are in gold just doesn't have the same ring to it.

You gonna get [new game]? Get it? I played the beta. Don't just flex on your friends that ask, flex on the world. Because if you played the beta, everyone needs to know about it.

I'd love to hear what you are saying right now, but my inventory is full.

When you've tried to solo an elite mob 4 times and died, it's time to group up. /join LookingForGroup Can anyone help with [elite mob]? Please? I need it for a quest.

I have no problem going on a long walk through the woods...but I prefer to do that in game.

Only the real ones know.

If you don't let the healer drink, you won't get any heals.

Lag is the worst. Did you get that product description or did it breakup? Can you read this? Am I lagging or are you?