The Damsel Of The Holy Grail Baseball T-Shirts

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I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

The Damsel of the Holy Grail was a minor character in Malory's Morte d'Arthur. - Dante Gabriel Rossetti 1874

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

From selections from Private Galleries by Cassell and co Ltd published circa 1905. Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828-1882).

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"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Sir Galahad and The Quest of the Holy Grail by Arthur Hughes

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

The Arming Of The Knights - The Quest For The Holy Grail ... (see more like this @ The Blue Box)

What in the bloody hell is this?

This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

There he is!

"How at the Castle of Corbin a maiden bare in the Sangreal and foretold the achievements of Galahad" Arthur Rackham, The Romance of King Arthur and His Knights" Please look in my shop for much more work by "Arthur Rackham":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/rackham?asc=u and from "Arthurian legend":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/knight+king+arthur?asc=u

A flaming candle is the light of the temple, the golden chalice of the holy grail is the path.

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Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

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