The Damsel Of The Holy Grail Mugs

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I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

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The Damsel of the Holy Grail was a minor character in Malory's Morte d'Arthur. - Dante Gabriel Rossetti 1874

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

For those out hunting for the Holy Grail.

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Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

Holy Grail

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Sir Galahad and The Quest of the Holy Grail by Arthur Hughes

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The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

A flaming candle is the light of the temple, the golden chalice of the holy grail is the path.

From selections from Private Galleries by Cassell and co Ltd published circa 1905. Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828-1882).

"How at the Castle of Corbin a maiden bare in the Sangreal and foretold the achievements of Galahad" Arthur Rackham, The Romance of King Arthur and His Knights" Please look in my shop for much more work by "Arthur Rackham":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/rackham?asc=u and from "Arthurian legend":https://www.redbubble.com/people/forgottenbeauty/shop/knight+king+arthur?asc=u

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Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Holy Grail is a medieval expression that normally designates the chalice supposedly used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper. In literature, José de Arimathea collected the blood of Jesus during the crucifixion, however the origin of the Holy Grail is much earlier than Christianity, the Grail already existed among the Celts.

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