Uncanny County Baseball T-Shirts

Well howdy, y'all.

A new logo paying homage to one of our greatest inspirations.

You're traveling alone on a moonlit, but starless night. You've just missed your exit, and now there's no way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight. Because you're about to take a quick detour - through Uncanny County...

Show your school spirit - or at least look like you've stolen something from the Heller High Athletic Department. From Homecoming Queen of the Damned.

Now at Javelina's - Happy Harvest Spice! It's good, yeah? So do your part and SPREAD THE SPICE!!! Just because you're part of a hive mind doesn't mean you shouldn't have delicious coffee.

It's not just a slogan for Javelina's Happy Harvest Spice - it's your ENTIRE REASON FOR EXISTING.

You may not remember much else, but at least you'll remember where you were when everything changed. And remember, every 24 hours IS a fresh start. No bathrooms.

You may not remember much else, but at least you'll remember where you were when everything changed. And remember, every 24 hours IS a fresh start. No bathrooms.

Don't stop believin'. In Jackalopes.

Watch the skies. It may be up there - and it may be cuddly.