Uncanny County Tank Tops

Well howdy, y'all.

A new logo paying homage to one of our greatest inspirations.

You're traveling alone on a moonlit, but starless night. You've just missed your exit, and now there's no way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight. Because you're about to take a quick detour - through Uncanny County...

One of our big influences was a certain anthology horror series from the early 1970s from legendary television creator Rod Serling. And we're going to wear it, not on our sleeve, but on our chests! Welcome to the Uncanny County Night Gallery.

Welcome to Bill's Law Firm & Car Wash. Free deposition with every detailing (and vice versa).

Show your school spirit - or at least look like you've stolen something from the Heller High Athletic Department. From Homecoming Queen of the Damned.

Support our shorts in short sleeves (and elsewhere)

You're traveling along on a moonlit, but starless night. You've just missed your exit, and now there's only one way back home. So sit back, open your ears and hold on tight. You're about to take a quick detour - through Uncanny County...

Now at Javelina's - Happy Harvest Spice! It's good, yeah? So do your part and SPREAD THE SPICE!!! Just because you're part of a hive mind doesn't mean you shouldn't have delicious coffee.

This may not be where pies go when they die, but we do have a legendary pie eating contest - in fact, you'd better watch out: those pies are hungry...

You may not remember much else, but at least you'll remember where you were when everything changed. And remember, every 24 hours IS a fresh start. No bathrooms.

Don't stop believin'. In Jackalopes.

Watch the skies. It may be up there - and it may be cuddly.