Funny Rude Crewneck Sweatshirts

Sweary W/B

Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going.

Masturbates B/W

Use the prime directive to get out of having to help someone you don't like

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Don't Wait B/W

Unicorns aren't all sweet and magical. Some are pretty damn funny with a rude sense of humor that will insult you at first sight. Check this cute little guy with his offensive novelty slogan "Sit & Spin"

This is Not A Cute Cat. He has absolutely no manners at all. And while he's not your typical cute, manga-eyed, softly purring kitty ... he IS clean. Very clean. In fact he spends all day cleaning himself. That should count for something. He makes a great gift for cat lovers!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Funny "Shut Up Fool!" design featuring Mr T from the A Team in parody spoof artwork of iconic "we can do it" poster aimed at people who are passionate about gym, sports, exercise or fitness. This looks awesome on a tank top and just as good on a t shirt!

Cats are all the same. In fact given half the chance they would happily have multiple owners if they could find more than one cat lover on the same street! That still doesn't stop us from loving them! Despite their bathing habits

You've got attitude! Text says: Do I Look Like I Care. Rude and snarky gift idea.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

You've got attitude! Text says: Please Stop Talking. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Bus Fuckers W/B

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare

This is Not A Cute Cat. He has absolutely no manners at all. And while he's not your typical cute, manga-eyed, softly purring kitty ... he IS clean. Very clean. In fact he spends all day cleaning himself. That should count for something. He makes a great gift for cat lovers!

Beauty B/W

It’s the funny knockers

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Rude-Olhp the red nosed reindeer had a big nose and he is flipping you off. This will be a great ugly Christmas sweater for men or women. Maybe you want a funny Christmas pun for a family pajamas? Then this will be the gift for you!

A hunting shirt is a type of clothing worn for hunting activities. It is typically made of durable and quiet materials to help hunters blend into their surroundings and not alert the game. Hunting shirts often have multiple pockets for carrying equipment and ammunition, as well as protective features such as scent-blocking technology and high collars to protect against brush and branches. They are designed to be functional and comfortable.

Stuff your face while you pump.

Illustration of a black cat licking itself clean in a funny but very recognisable pose. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare. Great gift for cat fans and kitty lovers!

I'm not shy, I'm just selectively social

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

an illustration of cat vomiting a furball. Text says Bad Hair Day

Times are rough, times are hard... Here's your fuckin' Christmas card. A lovely sentiment for when you really want to send something special.

Cute but deadly.

"rude", funny, sarcastic quote

Cats are all the same. In fact given half the chance they would happily have multiple owners if they could find more than one cat lover on the same street! That still doesn't stop us from loving them! Despite their bathing habits

Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou craven clay-brained clotpole" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare