Funny Rude Magnets

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Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going.

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Funny "Shut Up Fool!" design featuring Mr T from the A Team in parody spoof artwork of iconic "we can do it" poster aimed at people who are passionate about gym, sports, exercise or fitness. This looks awesome on a tank top and just as good on a t shirt!

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare

It’s the funny knockers

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

A hunting shirt is a type of clothing worn for hunting activities. It is typically made of durable and quiet materials to help hunters blend into their surroundings and not alert the game. Hunting shirts often have multiple pockets for carrying equipment and ammunition, as well as protective features such as scent-blocking technology and high collars to protect against brush and branches. They are designed to be functional and comfortable.

Stuff your face while you pump.

Rude-Olhp the red nosed reindeer had a big nose and he is flipping you off. This will be a great ugly Christmas sweater for men or women. Maybe you want a funny Christmas pun for a family pajamas? Then this will be the gift for you!

I'm not shy, I'm just selectively social

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

an illustration of cat vomiting a furball. Text says Bad Hair Day

Times are rough, times are hard... Here's your fuckin' Christmas card. A lovely sentiment for when you really want to send something special.

"rude", funny, sarcastic quote

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare

OK, so this is MY business. That over there is you. You don't quite fit into my business do you??

Help Step Brother I am Stuck Meme Funny Jesus Rude Offensive Gen Z Anti Religious

Sarcasm It's How I Hug T-Shirt Funny Sarcastic Gift Shirt

Funny trandy inspirational quote, rude but ok

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

Be Kind Of A Bitch

Funny Abortion Boomer Meme Ironic Rude Crude Sarcastic

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

I Am Not A Hugger

I'm Not Rude I'm Social Distancing

The face is intentional

an illustration of cat vomiting a furball. Text says Bad Hair Day

Caroon image of a shark, pieces of America in his mouth and scattered outside of it centered in the wording DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE SHARKS DUMB BUT DANGEROUS

Hello my name is Hit the road

IDK IDC IDGAF I Don't Know I Don't Care Funny Abbreviations Rude

Get over it - it's just a word. Seriously though; is the term moister or more moist?

You love bulls? You are a proud farmer or bull lover? Then get this cool f@*ck off! Funny Rude Cattle Design now or use it as a Birthday gift for someone who loves bulls.You like to use cattles for farming? and always want to be at the farm and pet cows? Don't think any longer and grab this Bull - f@*ck off! Funny Rude Cattle design now!