Haunted Robot Crewneck Sweatshirts

Worry not, for when the ghost in you fades, the machine will still run. And, sadly, you will remain happy forever. www.hauntedrobotlimited.com

The original Haunted Robot from back in the day. IYKYK.

New Haunt Artist Collaborative Group.

Deep messages.

Purrpetual Petz are the flagship product of fictional Seattle-based toy company Funki in the creepy kid slasher flick, M3GAN. Despite resembling demonic Furbys with rather horrifying human teeth that chatter like the fourth cenobite of the Lament Configuration, these wisecracking animatronic critters are hugely popular with kids, and are marketed as good replacements for dead dogs and cats.

A frame from a new, upcoming graphic novel from Haunted Robot, Ltd. Buy a shirt for now and stay tuned for later!

Even if you've never been to Maine, we still love you - in fact we love you so much we though you deserved a higher quality art on your Maine Merch.

Hateful Julie shirt design

Buy a Hateful Julie shirt. Be that guy. Check out the tunes on Bandcamp. Thanks. www.hauntedrobotlimited.com