Mini Human Crewneck Sweatshirts

Short people are on their way to success!

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Because they are hard to spot, small people are the best ninjas..

Be part of the squad! We are small but together we are tall!

SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

Please refrain from calling short people any of the following: Child, Brat, Imp, Shortie, Gremlin, Egg, Elf, Nugget, Fiend, Goblin, Minion, Dwarf, Sprite, Midget, Junior!

Short is a universal language

I'm not short I'm just uhh... I guess you're right!

Short people have the spotlight in the show of life!

Human experience - here we come!

Being small is one thing but being RECKLESS is just another!

Abstract Human | Fabric Face Lowbrow Pop Surreal Art | Mini Masterpieces | Original Oil Painting By Tyler Tilley (tiger picasso) Original Oil Painting Created in 2022 by Tyler Tilley (tiger picasso) NOT a big Fan of NORmaL! Painting and creating during the Pre Apocalyptic Period | Est. 2008 | www.tylertilley.com linktr.ee/tylertilley

Short people are just Low-Budget Humans!

A bunch of faces with different feelings and emotions.

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Keep calling me little devil and I might as well asteal your soul (or at least your wallet ;) )

It is difficult to keep up when you are the one in the gang with the short legs!

Be part of the society, the REAL society

Studies say short people tend to live longer and on top of that, happier!

Height is just a social construct, a standard made by society!

Short people will soon rule the Earth!

Being short does not stop people from achieve great things!

Short People are Superior!

Short people are the masters of this Earth!

Embrace the shortness 42

Small People are just minimalists!

Short people are superior, but in aesthetic

Short King. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. A retro style typographic design with the phrase Short King.

Being small has this one advantage of being able to fit inside people's hearts (not literally, please)

I got the looks from my dad, the wisdom from my mom, and the height from an Elf

“Great things come in small packages”, National Short Person Day is on December 22. Whether you’re tall and have short people in your life, or you yourself are short, it’s a time to celebrate. On this day, own your shortness and have fun with the short people in your life.

Milk does not make you taller but will instead give you STRONGER BONES and HATE FOR TALL PEOPLE

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!

Gear up for a world tailored to the vertically compact! Elevate your style with our collection of everyday essentials, perfect for short people who appreciate big laughs. From witty tees to adorable mugs, celebrate the joy of being fun-sized in every aspect of life. Because with our gear, even the smallest details pack a punch!