Polymorph Crewneck Sweatshirts

When you're 3 million years into deep space aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, quality cinema is crucial! Fear not, for the JMC has a new terrifying creature feature to scare the smeg out of its audience. Now playing in a theater near you, so let’s get out there and twat it!

Illustrated portrait by Oliver Hassell. Main colours are green, purple & pink

Give Quiche a Chance t-shirt that Arnold Rimmer wears in the Red Dwarf episode Polymorph

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Red Dwarf inspired 'Give Quiche A Chance' artwork. Look just like Rimmer (why on earth would you want to?) with our Give Quiche A Chance T-shirt and accessory Available to buy on a whole raft of products from clothing to bags, accessories, mugs and clocks! This shirt is for Red Dwarf fans everywhere.Show everyone your love for Red Dwarf by donning this original, and authentic Red Dwarf design, only available from Garfunkel Art

Vindaloovians print. Hand drawn in high definition

GELF Logo design. In a distress print. Hand drawn in high definition. Also available in black

GELF Logo design. In a distress print. Hand drawn in high definition

Oh Goodness! It seems the Wizard has turned himself into a frog! He's hopping cute!

Get out of any tough situation by transforming yourself into someone else! We can't guarantee that it will taste good, but polymorph potions work like a charm. If you fancy shapeshifting, make sure you always carry one of those with you! Perfect fit or gift for fantasy lovers, wizards, and troublemakers.

Give quiche a chance

Give Quiche A Chance (Distressed) A vintage, distressed version of the t shirt worn by the peace-loving Rimmer in Polymorph

Give Quiche A Chance. A version of the t shirt worn by the peace-loving Rimmer in Polymorph