Polymorph Pillows

When you're 3 million years into deep space aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, quality cinema is crucial! Fear not, for the JMC has a new terrifying creature feature to scare the smeg out of its audience. Now playing in a theater near you, so let’s get out there and twat it!

Illustrated portrait by Oliver Hassell. Main colours are green, purple & pink

Give Quiche a Chance t-shirt that Arnold Rimmer wears in the Red Dwarf episode Polymorph

A perfect purchase for yourself or to offer it as a gift!

Hjani, Bjorn, Seyda, Billicus and Mantou dress up for our pod group picture, by Elaine Chow

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Vindaloovians print. Hand drawn in high definition

GELF Logo design. In a distress print. Hand drawn in high definition. Also available in black

GELF Logo design. In a distress print. Hand drawn in high definition

Oh Goodness! It seems the Wizard has turned himself into a frog! He's hopping cute!

Get out of any tough situation by transforming yourself into someone else! We can't guarantee that it will taste good, but polymorph potions work like a charm. If you fancy shapeshifting, make sure you always carry one of those with you! Perfect fit or gift for fantasy lovers, wizards, and troublemakers.

Give Quiche A Chance (Distressed) A vintage, distressed version of the t shirt worn by the peace-loving Rimmer in Polymorph

Give Quiche A Chance. A version of the t shirt worn by the peace-loving Rimmer in Polymorph