Sardonic Crewneck Sweatshirts

Simple white letters on black background: "The email lady was right." It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'D RATHER BE AT BRUNCH". Well, who wouldn't?! Chicken and waffles. Bottomless mimosas. Eggs benedict or pancakes or French toast or bacon or - well. You get the picture. Brunch is life.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nuance? Never heard of it." Maybe there's no room for grey/gray in your worldview - everything's black or white, good or bad, up or down, awesome or terrible. This is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "We need to have a podcast together." Podcasts are the new rainbow bagels. Or something.

Ha ha ha no. It so accurately represents so many human to human interactions that it absolutely belongs on a shirt. Makes a great gift for the sarcasm lover in your life, or an addition to your own wardrobe if you're sardonic and love sarcastic phrases and witticisms.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind. work, Office Humor, Sassy Remarks, Satirical Work Quotes, Dry Wit, Sarcastic Insights, Work-Life Irony, Witty Jokes, Tongue-in-Cheek, Ironic Phrases, Clever Banter, Quick Wit, Sardonic Humor, Smart Remarks, Workplace Sarcasm, Sharp Wit

Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry, not sorry." Because you're done apologizing (except for things when you're genuinely in the wrong but that's a) not what we're talking about and b) rare).

Add a touch of humour to your life with our "Sleep, Sob, Sigh" design. These blue outline bubble letters provide a tongue-in-cheek twist on traditional inspirational quotes, inviting a playful laugh at the notion of constant positivity.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Quirky sarcasm for the nine-to-five grind.

Simple white letters on black background: "ACTUALLY ALL MY SYSTEMS ARE NERVOUS". Why stop at one? Anxiety knows no bounds, much as we might wish it otherwise. Yeah, it's sarcastic - or is it?

Simple white letters on black background: "I am my target audience." Do you crack yourself up? Do you make yourself laugh even when everyone else is looking at you oddly? You're your own target audience. High five.

Stuck on You

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Simple white letters on black background: "Jesus send the flood". What is there left to say? Are we LITERALLY in the end times or does it just feel like it? Pandemic, climate change, threats to democracy everywhere... Lord save us.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Infuse humor into everyday life with sassy and sarcastic sayings.

Simple white letters on black background: "true story bro". Well, it is.

Simple white letters on black background: "Vaxxed because science." There are so many reasons to get vaccinated - herd immunity, the end of a multi-year pandemic, to make Dr Fauci proud - but the main reason is the simplest. Also, staying alive is nice.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no desire to fit in." There are team players, and then there's you. You do what you want. And as long as that doesn't hurt anyone else, that's a good thing.

You wear this shirt for the same reason deadly mushrooms are red.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have a lot of feelings." Feelings?! I have ALL of them. And maybe a few new ones that no one's even heard of before. Dramatic? Maybe a bit.

Buy ‘In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised’ gifts and merchandise designed by Sunil Kumar as a t-shirt, classic t-shirt, tri-blend t-shirt, lightweight hoodie, fitted scoop…..

Friendly plague skeleton is still here because, well, people are idiots, aren't they. This way to the plague, theydies and gentlethems. Variations available, including other designs with the Friendly Skeleton.

Paradox White Brain

its a fun sarcastic saying

Simple white letters on black background: "PROBABLY HANGRY". Yeah. You're getting irritable, everyone and everything's annoying, and what is that NOISE?! Then you remember - it's 4 hours since breakfast, and you're hungry. That's it.

Simple white letters on black background: "PROBABLY HANGRY". Yeah. You're getting irritable, everyone and everything's annoying, and what is that NOISE?! Then you remember - it's 4 hours since breakfast, and you're hungry. That's it.

Simple white letters on black background: "manky wee bastard". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

Simple white letters on black background: "MANKY WEE BASTARD". When you just embrace your identity (maybe with some self-deprecating, tongue in cheek humor) and wear it with pride.

Simple white letters on black background: "already canceled". You can't cancel me, I'm already canceled. Take THAT. (Anyway cancel culture isn't a thing when we're talking about holding people accountable for stupid things they've done but then - you know that).

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