Sardonic Merch

Can you name all the triangles? Sure I can! This is Angelo, this is James, this is Bryan.....

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Sardonic Plague Skeleton has been dead since 1680; he loves being sarcastic to anti-vaxxers who are just choosing death at this point. Get vaxxed; save lives, contribute to herd immunity; don't be a dumbass. More skeleton designs available.

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Plague skeleton is back for a second Christmas because, well, people are idiots, aren't they. Hope you have a mask to match your Santa hat and that you're planning a fully vaxxed holiday and Christmas season.

Sardonic plague skeleton has been dead since 1680 (when he was engraved) so why on earth would he wear a mask? They didn't even have science back then. Other similar designs available, since our plague is ongoing. Sigh. Please get vaxxed.

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Sardonic Plague Skeleton has been dead since 1680; he loves being sarcastic to anti-vaxxers who are just choosing death at this point. Get vaxxed; save lives, contribute to herd immunity; don't be a dumbass. More skeleton designs available.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Funny sayings to brighten your day.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

Do you live on Sardonic St? Let the world know!

The definitive shirt for our times! Wear it with pride!

Simple white letters on black background: "The illusion of my relevance is keeping me going." Well, my mother thinks I'm important. She came to my art show n'everything, I'm a special snowflake. Or just a cog in the machine like everyone else.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Sarcastic (but jaunty!) skeleton + slogan: "But did you die?" in light blackletter (gothic) text. Maybe you're adventurous or maybe just anxious; just as long as you don't die. Other designs with the sardonic skeleton available.

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In this graphic, a pair of slightly parted lips takes center stage, adorned with the words "I've got a good heart, but this mouth!" encircling them. This design is a nod to those with compassionate souls but a penchant for colorful language. It's a cheeky reminder that kindness can coexist with a bit of irreverence. The contrast between the delicate imagery of the lips and the blunt statement highlights the complexity of human nature. It's perfect for those who appreciate wit and aren't afraid to express themselves with a touch of sarcasm.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll get over it. Just need to be dramatic first." Give me a few minutes to laugh, cry, emote, and otherwise bring the drama. Be right with you.

Go all the way through the holiday season, from Halloween to Christmas, with this tongue in cheek sarcastic design. A festive skeleton with Santa hat and Xmas bauble plus caption "dead merry". Available in other colors.

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Simple white letters on black background: "GOOD ART FRIEND". Because the existence of a bad art friend implies the existence of at least one good art friend and kidney aside, could any of this be more ridiculous? Be good.

Witness the sardonic spectacle of our Marmoset Manifesto T-shirt design, where our tiny primate rebel dons the epitome of intellectualism – glasses! Because nothing screams "existential angst" like a marmoset pondering the futility of existence through a pair of spectacles. Join the revolution as this cheeky marmoset challenges the status quo with a disdainful glance and a sip of fair-trade chai latte. It's a satirical salute to the absurdities of modern life, wrapped in a bundle of furry mockery.

THE MESSAGE READS: "Happy Thanksgiving. OK, fine, maybe "happy" is over-stating things a bit." Find more Thanksgiving designs by searching on THANKSGIVING DJRUNNELS

Funny sayings to brighten your day. What a terrible time to be alive!

Simple white letters on black background: "ay no!" The universal exclamation in a story for Spanish speakers, but also a common exclamation for much of the world. What's happening now?!

Funny Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Tee!

Simple white letters on black background: "BAD ART FRIEND". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

Do you live on Sardonic St? Let the world know!

Let's Pretend I'm Listening - for Dark Background

Let's Pretend I'm Listening - for Light Background

Cool Story Bro! You should tell it at parties! Or not...

Simple white letters on black background: "Gee, that's a shame." The classic deadpan response for when you really could not care any less. Shucks.

Simple white letters on black background: "Just wash yer damn legs." Did you know? SOME PEOPLE don't wash their legs. SOME PEOPLE don't even use a washcloth. Yeah, it's verging on heresy. But it's true. Be clean, y'all.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'D RATHER BE AT BRUNCH". Well, who wouldn't?! Chicken and waffles. Bottomless mimosas. Eggs benedict or pancakes or French toast or bacon or - well. You get the picture. Brunch is life.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nuance? Never heard of it." Maybe there's no room for grey/gray in your worldview - everything's black or white, good or bad, up or down, awesome or terrible. This is for you.