Sardonic Crewneck Sweatshirts

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Embodiment of Expressionism

Simple white letters on black background: "Doubt." It's the simplest expression of your scepticism, and face it, there's less and less to believe in, in these cynical days. Perhaps you doubt this, too. Fair enough.

Sarcasm

Sardonic plague skeleton has been dead since 1680 (when he was engraved) so he knows all about being 6 feet under. 6 feet apart, or 6 feet under - which option will you choose? Other similar designs available, since our plague is ongoing. Sigh.

Bitter: angry, hurt, or resentful because of bad experiences, Jaded: : made dull, apathetic, or cynical by experience

If making mistakes makes you human, I'm certainly more human than average.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'LL GET OVER IT - JUST NEED TO BE DRAMATIC FIRST". Give me a few minutes to laugh, cry, emote, and otherwise bring the drama. Be right with you.

Funny sayings to brighten your day.

Motivational and sudsy!

Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

An illustration of the dark side of a sardonic attitude.

Not Listening - Funny Joke Sarcastic Saying. This funny sarcasm saying is for those who want to tell the world: sorry I'm not listening. This sardonic witticism is done in a neat cursive typography.

Simple white letters on black background: "good art friend". Because the existence of a bad art friend implies the existence of at least one good art friend and kidney aside, could any of this be more ridiculous? Be good.

Sarcasm is how I hug! This sarcasm humor is one of the best sarcastic quotes for people who deploy sarcastic sayings and sardonic witticism with affection. Quip and wisecrack away, you sarcastic genius!

I Told My Therapist About You

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Are you the smartest person you know? Do you have a sarcastic streak a mile wide that you just love to show your friends and family? Make sure everyone knows that they are not as bright as you think you are with this Of Course I Talk To Myself! Sometimes I need expert advice. Funny, Sarcastic shirt or gear

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

Buy ‘In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised’ gifts and merchandise designed by Sunil Kumar as a t-shirt, classic t-shirt, tri-blend t-shirt, lightweight hoodie, fitted scoop…..

Try and resist the urge to rage-quit…

An ironic phrase to (un)inspire; Complete with a trendy lettering and framed with decorative yet minimal foliage graphics.

Simple white letters on black background: Noice. Put on your best Aussie accent and drag out the vowels a little to show your approval: noiiiiiiice. It's excellent.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Simple white letters on black background: "I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS". Feelings?! I have ALL of them. And maybe a few new ones that no one's even heard of before. Dramatic? Maybe a bit.

Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Simple white letters on black background: "I got here as soon as I wanted to." Sometimes people are just too much. For the socially awkward and anxious among us. Introverts and ambiverts unite! In a field somewhere! And don't talk to each other!

Simple white letters on black background: "I was told there would be a handbasket." Look, it's one thing to deal with plague and fascism and end times. But it was pretty much a promise that when we were going to hell, it would be in a handbasket. Come on, now.

going awway from here for adventures

Simple white letters on black background: "[witty saying]". Save time and let people fill in the gap with whatever fits the occasion. For the deadpan and tongue in cheek everywhere.

Simple white letters on black background: "slightly above average". You're the world's okayest; you don't have to be top, you just have to be above the mean line. And y'know, half the world is below average, so you're doing OK.

Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!

Simple white letters on black background: "Rather overwhelmed, actually." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.