Holy Merch

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

What if those two met at the same time! I want to see THAT movie! :D

Vintage Engraving of the Child Jesus the Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph.

Throw up your horns and play tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio with this literal interpretation of the master of metal's classic “Holy Diver”

Personal drawing from my prompt list "Image Of Maiden" for Inktober art-challenge, 2019

from the series "The Leftovers"

The black knight is invincible.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Tim the enchanter

I move for no man

Celebrate your favorite quotable movie with this unique design!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Starry Knight

Ni!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MPHG

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I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Holy Roman Empire Coat of Arms with double headed eagle

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

He's got the cure for Pac-Man fever. Holy Ghost Powa'! Grab one today before it's game over.

The black knight always triumphs!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

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Its a classic phrase from a classy guy from a class act actor

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Your Mother Was a Hamster

Black Knight

it's just a flesh wound

Holy Trinity Christian Distressed Design

Inspired by my love for my love of Chinese calligraphy.

Tis but a Scratch

Fire of the Holy Spirit. In Acts, the tongues of fire represent the presence of God the Holy Spirit. This fulfills John the Baptist's prophecy that the Messiah would baptize “with the Holy Spirit and fire” (Matthew 3:11-12)