Slack Wyrm Hoodies

Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Have you tried it?

Here's Slack Wyrm sitting on the famous twenty-sided, the die Dungeons & Dragons couldn't do without! The comic takes a lot of inspiration from the game, and its creator, me, Josh Wright has been a keen player since I was a kid :)

Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.

The only reason to get out of your comfort zone is to get to another much more comfortable zone.

Are you tired of things? you're not the only one.

It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.

Ferragus, Viktor and Sir Corpse enjoying some Christmas cheer. Is it vodka, or is it non-alcoholic eggnog? You decide!

For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Everyone is a terrible person. The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can begin capitalizing on it.

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Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

People say nothing is impossible but Slack Wyrm does nothing every day!

Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!

Here is an image of Lord Edgegod. Are you badass enough to aquire it?

Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!

With apologies to Elton John.

The Great Gretch encourages you all to follow your bliss and find your inner voice. You will be amazed at what you can achieve when you listen to your heart!

Do you like cricket? Do you like Lizardman? Even if you answered no to both of these questions, this is still a cool design. You should get it.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

Is this a rip-off of Spawn or Batman? You decide!

This pleases the Great Gretch!

You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.

Which do you prefer? Lizardman or Bugbear's hat?

Slack Wyrm is sitting and looking at you. What is he thinking? What have you done to deserve his judgmental eye?

Janet takes a break from captaining her ship to kick back on deck and enjoy a pitcher of mojitos.

Here he is, the mightiest of all - Big Brucey the Emu King!

Ferragus reminisces on all the terrible things he's done. Ahhh, good times! Maybe you've done terrible things you remember fondly too? If so, this design is for you!

Sometimes those damn humans get on your last nerve. If humans are a problem for you too, then this design is for you!

If you've ever wanted to get rich and famous without having to lift a bloody finger then you can relate to this design. Ferragus speaks for you!

Have you ever felt nothing? Lord Edgegod feels nothing all the time. Here he is flying on the Edgeblade, off on another emotionless adventure. Just another day of mind-numbing existence!