Slack Wyrm Tank Tops

Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Have you tried it?

Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

The only reason to get out of your comfort zone is to get to another much more comfortable zone.

The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Here's Slack Wyrm sitting on the famous twenty-sided, the die Dungeons & Dragons couldn't do without! The comic takes a lot of inspiration from the game, and its creator, me, Josh Wright has been a keen player since I was a kid :)

Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.

Are you tired of things? you're not the only one.

Ferragus, Viktor and Sir Corpse enjoying some Christmas cheer. Is it vodka, or is it non-alcoholic eggnog? You decide!

It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.

Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

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Everyone is a terrible person. The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can begin capitalizing on it.

People say nothing is impossible but Slack Wyrm does nothing every day!

For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!

Here is an image of Lord Edgegod. Are you badass enough to aquire it?

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

Do you like cricket? Do you like Lizardman? Even if you answered no to both of these questions, this is still a cool design. You should get it.

With apologies to Elton John.

The Great Gretch encourages you all to follow your bliss and find your inner voice. You will be amazed at what you can achieve when you listen to your heart!

Now you know what he's thinking about!

Slack Wyrm doesn't care about a warrior's gender agenda. He is quite happy to roast male, female or a combination of the two.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

This pleases the Great Gretch!

Is this a rip-off of Spawn or Batman? You decide!

You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.

Which do you prefer? Lizardman or Bugbear's hat?

Slack Wyrm is sitting and looking at you. What is he thinking? What have you done to deserve his judgmental eye?

Here he is, the mightiest of all - Big Brucey the Emu King!

Janet takes a break from captaining her ship to kick back on deck and enjoy a pitcher of mojitos.

Ferragus reminisces on all the terrible things he's done. Ahhh, good times! Maybe you've done terrible things you remember fondly too? If so, this design is for you!

If you've ever wanted to get rich and famous without having to lift a bloody finger then you can relate to this design. Ferragus speaks for you!