Im Not Short Merch

Please do not mistake me as a worker elf

The rest of my height went to my looks which isn't much!

This adorable owl saying 'I'm not short, I'm just more down to Earth than most people' makes a cute animal pun gift for anyone in your life who loves animals & funny puns! Any short person in your life would love this cute gag owl gift for their birthday or as a present for no reason at all!

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

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buy this for your short friend!

The ultimate design for those who are vertically challenged yet mighty in spirit! Standing proud and declaring to the world, "I'm Not Short, I'm Just A Tall Dwarf," this is a whimsical ode to the power of personality over height. Embrace your inner giant in a pint-sized package!

For your vertically challenged friends

Embrace the enchantment of the season with our delightful design featuring a cute and funny short gnome donning an orange hat, nestled among a charming array of pumpkins and the gentle fall of autumn leaves. This whimsical artwork is a perfect blend of Halloween and Thanksgiving vibes, making it an ideal addition to your holiday decor or a unique gift for short-statured friends who appreciate a good laugh. Gnome enthusiasts and those with a penchant for playful short people jokes will adore this design, which proudly declares, "I'm not short, I'm gnome-sized." Embrace the magic of autumn with a touch of humor and gnome charm.

If this cute flightless aquatic bird adores you then you will love this I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size art that is cool for men, women, boys, girls, youths, and teens. Penguin themed for dad, mom, husband, and wife that are veterinarians or vet assistants.

If this cute flightless aquatic bird adores you then you will love this I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size art that is cool for men, women, boys, girls, youths, and teens. Penguin themed for dad, mom, husband, and wife that are veterinarians or vet assistants.

"Life is Short and So Am I" is a humorous celebration of self-acceptance and confidence. This typography design embraces the beauty of being short and proud.

Celebrate your vertically challenged awesomeness with our "I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth Than Most People" design. This shirt is not just an article of clothing; it's a wearable declaration of confidence, humor, and a stylish embrace of your unique height perspective.

Dive into a world of cuteness with our "I'm Not Short, I'm Penguin Sized" design! This irresistibly charming kawaii penguin, sporting a vibrant Native American Indian hat and indigenous feathers, brings a smile to everyone who sees it. Perfect for those with a great sense of humor about their height, this design playfully embraces the idea that being 'penguin-sized' is just as awesome.

Short People are Superior

The ultimate design for those who are vertically challenged yet mighty in spirit! Standing proud and declaring to the world, "I'm Not Short, I'm Just A Tall Dwarf," this is a whimsical ode to the power of personality over height. Embrace your inner giant in a pint-sized package!

Great I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design for joke lover, and funny people. Give this I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design to dad, father, mom, brother, husband, wife, boyfriend, uncle, son, grandpa, girlfriend, mother, buddy, friend on Birthday/Christmas Day.

Short Girl Appreciation Day — don’t come up short on ways to celebrate the small ladies in your life! If you’re a short girl yourself, you know the genetic lottery you’ve won — they always make cute shoes in smaller sizes, your feet are never going to hang off the bed, and there are even health benefits associated with being a little vertically challenged. Go shorty, it’s your holiday!

Embrace the power of being vertically blessed with our 'Short Girls' tee. This quirky design celebrates the divine perfection of petite frames, reminding us that God stops growth precisely when we reach our flawlessly compact form. Flaunt your confidence and humor in this playful statement piece

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience nice gift for women wife girl mom

Funny design for all of us short people

life is short and so am i

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I'm Not Short I'm Just More Down To Earth Than Most People. Funny tee for any boy, girl who is not tall. I am not tall but I am smart funny tee for your son, daughter. I want to be down to earth so I am short funny tee for your family, friends, couple.

That's right! Natural selection, right? If you're so tall then you must eat tree leaves instead!

Yes, I'm a Manlet and No, I won't fit in your Pocket

A hilarious design that's perfect for all the vertically challenged champions out there. Whether you're the life of the party or the one who stands out in a crowd, this design is tailor-made for those who know that good things come in small packages – or, in this case, packages that are more down to earth!

🌟 Unleash Your Inner Giant with the "Short With Big Attitude" Shirt 🌟 Are you compact in stature but towering in spirit? Do you walk into a room and your presence alone speaks volumes? It's time to let your wardrobe echo your colossal charisma with our "Short With Big Attitude" shirt! Exclusively crafted for those who may be petite but are titans at heart, this shirt is the perfect canvas to broadcast your larger-than-life personality.

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Every Short Girl Needs a Tall Best Friend

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The Only Thing Shorter Than Me Is My Attention Span

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