Jokes And Funny Quotes Kids Hoodies

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When you just gotta have some hot noods.

Funny sarcasm print.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

A very specific mood. Hand lettering.

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr Conway Twitty

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

This is a humorous saying about being retired. Many times it feels like all you’re doing is wasting time between meals. Basically it’s what its like being bored, and not much else to look forward to besides the next meal!

Tóg go bog é - meaning 'take it easy', 'relax' 'keep calm' in Irish (as Gaeilge) I have the same text but without the cat here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/13491558-tog-go-bog-e

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I speak in movie quotes and lyrics and sarcasm

It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great

Show off your authority in the classroom with this teacher humor, "bro do you even lift" parody, class shirt! Let your students know you have a sense of humor BUT you are also very strict!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs

A typographic treatment inspired by the classic 90s comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. This piece lists 20 signs that you're a fan of the movie, all inspired by the movie itself. Enjoy!

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.

I like Quilting Gifts

life is hard

Jokes T-Shirts for human who make global warming by cutting trees and make poster paper from trees to Save the trees

Retro 90s/00s Microsoft Clippy - Perhaps it is the file which exists, and you that does not - Nihilism/Funny Quotes

What's your relationship status?

"Gotta have me my Boats ’n hoes" - Brennan and Dale from Step Brothers finally opened up their own company. Prestige Worldwide. One of their premier events is Boats 'n Hoes.

Dog Lover Handle Every Situation Like A Dog

Did you hear oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg If you love funny cheesy science jokes then this is just for you. Ideal for Science and Physics teachers, students, Phd, Major, researcher, professor, fans.

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. A funny gift idea with hilarious quotes and jokes to brighten the mood. Whether on Christmas, April fools Day or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

No to body shaming. Cos we all know, Thick Thighs Save Lives! #TTSL

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any trucker, truck driver, trucks lover, trucks owner, truck driving man or truck driving woman. Funny trucker quote. Do you love semi-trailer trucks, 18-wheeler, tractor trailer or bigs rigs ?

"Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" is a line from the comedy show "Parks and Recreation." However, it is clear from the other side that this quotation is equally appropriate for someone who is participating in sports or exercising at a GYM for the first time. The body will undoubtedly be surprised by the transition from never exercising to exercising. Funny fitness tees with sayings for men and women, boys and girls, children and infants This t-shirt is an excellent present for gym enthusiasts and people who enjoy hilarious fitness exercise shirts with quotations. These hilarious fitness tees are excellent birthday presents.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S WORSE, MY JOKES OR MY FASHION Great idea for a gift, or just for yourself !! Wear it everywhere!!

You know this quote.... but I don't know that you know you know it.