Cynic Kids T-Shirts

Amara the Bernese Mountain Dog is very much over all of this.

*cough* you know ;)

Channel your inner Scrooge.

Be Grateful, i actually don't want to be here

San Francisco - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

The perfect design for us basketball lovers. Any sport really. Wear it when you play. Wear it when you go to the game, or even when catching the game on TV. Gets everyone in the right mood!

There's A Time to Stop Praying Isn't There is a perfect design for a person inclined to question or doubt accepted opinions. Prayer works at the rate of chance. People believe because they are led led into believing. There's A Time to Stop Praying Isn't There? Do you believe that actions speak louder tha words. Do you believe that prayers are futile: albeit to make someone look bust when actuallt they are doing nothing? Prayer is how to do nothing and still think you’re helping: isn' it? ABOUT THE ART ©‎ Upgraded ‎12 ‎May ‎2023, ‏‎17:10:04 Original 6/20/2009 Vectoriozed ‎19 ‎October ‎2017, ‏‎08:30:50 Tracey Harrington-Simpson.

The big hangover is coming... Someone is going to need to take care or someone, so lets just get it out in the open. Wearing this shirt on St. Patrick's Day will get you all the praise you need. Fun time ahead.

You know your boss is going to love this design. Our advice - gift it just before you ask for a raise. All the other bosses are going to envy your boss and you get all the credit.

you don't need to ask. You already know.

A special I Love Hearts design which definitely merits: "How did no one think of this before"... Fits you perfectly, and will surely be the best original gift.

We all wake up to such days - where this is just true. Spice up these days with this fun Avoid Them All designs. Buying it as a gift to that friend who is a "people person", is also a great idea!

"everything happens for a reason"

Busy schedule? Tired of being so polite? With this design you'll direct your conversation partner to get strait to the point. A great addition to your wardrobe and a super gift for your impatient friend.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

For those semi confrontational situations, this design may actually deescalate tensions, sprinkling humor all over a tense situation. Buy it for yourself, or get it as a great gift for your escalating friend.

Are you motivated? Is your body motivated? Are your employees motivated? Well - now's the time to send the message loud and clear. Give it to them strait.

Just don't get in trouble wearing this design. Best worn to work and parties - guaranteed to grab attention from everyone. Get it for yourself first, and then as a gift for that special friend that needs to take it easy...

I'll never know which way to flow

There's A Time to Stop Praying Isn't There is a perfect design for a person inclined to question or doubt accepted opinions. Prayer works at the rate of chance. People believe because they are led led into believing. There's A Time to Stop Praying Isn't There? Do you believe that actions speak louder tha words. Do you believe that prayers are futile: albeit to make someone look bust when actuallt they are doing nothing? Prayer is how to do nothing and still think you’re helping: isn' it? ABOUT THE ART ©‎ Upgraded ‎12 ‎May ‎2023, ‏‎17:10:04 Original 6/20/2009 Vectoriozed ‎19 ‎October ‎2017, ‏‎08:30:50 Tracey Harrington-Simpson

You are just against everything and everyone? You do not care and you are the born pessimist or cynic? Then this grim demon skull fits perfectly as a steretement of rejection.

Perfect for social media cynics!

The very moto we live by. Work... Romance... Hobby... Alcohol(?)... Add this design to your wardrobe and wear it on days you need to remind yourself to go the extra mile. And gift it - to your friend that needs that loving reminder to get them going...

You do not care and you are the born pessimist or cynic? You are just against everything and everyone? Then this grim demon skull fits perfectly as a steretement of rejection.

how the future is set

It really shouldn't be an achievement, but it kind of is.

The buildup is there... The suspense is intolerable... And then absolutely nothing happens. Well - Maybe it's for the best. Get this design for yourself or as the perfect gift, to get the conversation going!

An Apple A Day Funny.

A quote from Comedian, George Carlin.

Better-Grab-Your-Dumbrella-it's-Really-Stupid-Out-There-Today

The right of way is yours. You know it. They know it. They know you know it. But now it's out in the open. Grab this fun design and go jogging - It'll be a blast...

You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

You know this person. It could be you. It could be your friend. They are all heart, and waste no time on bull$#!%. All the rest is 50-50. An amazing gift that will last forever.

Digital remaster of the 1860 painting by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme.

Diogenes: Iconic Cynic philosopher of ancient Greece, known for his radical lifestyle and relentless pursuit of truth. Diogenes of Sinope lived in a barrel, challenged societal norms, and inspired with his philosophical anecdotes and anti-establishment mindset.