Cynic Kids T-Shirts

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

It is undeniable. Let them know that you KNOW.

Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

Monte Carlo - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

I am a citizen of the world.

I'll never know which way to flow

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Diogenes, John William Waterhouse (1882)

Ask Me If I Give Shit

Digital remaster of Diogenes (1882) by John William Waterhouse.

When Diogenes met Alexander.

Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

I'm half optimist half pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong

Sarcastic anti-social introvert design for nihilist, people haters and introvert fans everywhere

I really don't care do you - funny sarcastic tee shirt

Some Days It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through the Restraints

I really don't care do you - funny sarcastic tee shirt

This is a dark ride in typography style. A throwback to the old carnival ride warning, a cynical expression, Or just a sign you're slightly depressed? For myself, once in a while I just want to be left alone, and this is my go-to shirt.

Cat with an Attitude

cool comment on how we should not accept anything at face value

If you prefer dogs over people, this might be for you.

If you prefer cats over people, this might be for you.

This snarky meme has been showing up on social media, in response to those who dramatically quit.

Love is a battlefield, etc.

Don't Know Don't Care - for light background.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

New York, New York - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

I would be set for life.

This meme design shows inappropriate ways of passing things. Hey bro, can you pass my drink. Hey man can you pass my guitar. Hey dawg can you pass my glasses. Can you pass the Ravioli. Inappropirate ways of passing things. This is based on a popular internet meme where people pass things in inappropriate ways in party, while drinking beer, alcohol etc.

Nothing says I love you like naughty innuendo

CynicalTurtle has a lightbulb for a head and maybe he's tired of having to come up with all the ideas.

Sometimes I Laugh So Hard that Tears Run Down My Leg

Nope!

Malibu - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir