Portmanteau Kids T-Shirts

I'm Not Like Most Kids, I'm In My Forties

A creative Portmanteau, "Spaghetiquette", mix of Spaghetti and Etiquette with a Bowtie

I'm Not Like Most Kids, I'm In My Forties

It's time for a vacation

Step into the future of flavor with our "Sci-Fry" design. This culinary masterpiece merges futuristic gadgets and otherworldly ingredients in a sizzling, intergalactic kitchen.

This is a piece by Ezra - he realised the similarities between Bart Simpson’s head and a tulip and jammed them together; a visual portmanteau.

Witness the magic of nutrition and whimsy with our 'Avocadabra' design! This enchanting artwork features an avocado donning a hat and wielding a magic wand, making healthy eating simply spellbinding.

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

A neon flamingo in a pond with real flamingos. Nevermind how it stays up or gets electricity.

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

GUNCLE (noun) like an uncle, only cooler. See also: fun, good looking

Behold the ferocity, the depravity, the hybridity of... CACTOPUS! Tremble at its mighty, whipping, spiked tendrils. Squeal at its monstrous desert features.

Sketch of colored suitcases and bags.

Black sketch of suitcases and bags.on white background

Yeppi: a Korean portmanteau of yeppeo (pretty) and happy.

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Corgi in disguise