Portmanteau T-Shirts

This elusive hybrid spends his time sunbathing and chowing down hibiscus. They don’t worry a bit- with their trust funds and underground reptilian connections. Except, they are also delicious and ruthlessly hunted by many predator, such as Hawktopus and Owlephant. Either way we’re havin’ fun though right? Buy a shirt today and save a piguana!

I'm Not Like Most Kids, I'm In My Forties

A creative Portmanteau, "Spaghetiquette", mix of Spaghetti and Etiquette with a Bowtie

I'm Not Like Most Kids, I'm In My Forties

It's time for a vacation

Step into the future of flavor with our "Sci-Fry" design. This culinary masterpiece merges futuristic gadgets and otherworldly ingredients in a sizzling, intergalactic kitchen.

This is a piece by Ezra - he realised the similarities between Bart Simpson’s head and a tulip and jammed them together; a visual portmanteau.

Witness the magic of nutrition and whimsy with our 'Avocadabra' design! This enchanting artwork features an avocado donning a hat and wielding a magic wand, making healthy eating simply spellbinding.

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

A neon flamingo in a pond with real flamingos. Nevermind how it stays up or gets electricity.

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

GUNCLE (noun) like an uncle, only cooler. See also: fun, good looking

Behold the ferocity, the depravity, the hybridity of... CACTOPUS! Tremble at its mighty, whipping, spiked tendrils. Squeal at its monstrous desert features.

You thought you had seen the last of portmanteau's about animals and natural disasters. YOU WERE WRONG. Coming soon to a cinema near you, the most aNEIGHzing spectacle since that one about sharks... UNICORNADO! This film is not yet rated.

Are you in a situation where you are both blessed and cursed simultaneously? If you are, this item is for you.

Sketch of colored suitcases and bags.

Black sketch of suitcases and bags.on white background

Yeppi: a Korean portmanteau of yeppeo (pretty) and happy.

Behold- Pengaroo! This cuddly killer has been bagged and tagged. He dodges, he ducks, he dips, he dives, and he dodges too! Those KILLER whales have an extra tough time landing the big bite on these bouncing badboys. Add this bodacious beauty to your collection today before they go extinct! #SaveThePengaroos

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Kidult. A kidult is an adult whose interests or media consumption is traditionally seen as more suitable for children.It can also mean a parent who acts childish with their children, but does not take on their duties as a disciplinarian

Corgi in disguise