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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” ― George Carlin

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

The words of a true philosopher! You KNOW he's up there in Heaven making God totally crack up!

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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ― George Carlin

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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The famous quote from one of the comedy greats.... "It's a big club....and you ain't in it"

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"THE PLANET IS FINE"

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George Carlin FOGS People collection 20B George Denis Patrick Carlin American stand-up comedian, actor, author

The man, the myth... the great George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

"RUN THE MACHINES"

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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RIP

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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group." Funny quote design for fans of George Carlin.