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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

The words of a true philosopher! You KNOW he's up there in Heaven making God totally crack up!

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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ― George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

"THE PLANET IS FINE"

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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"RUN THE MACHINES"

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

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The famous quote from one of the comedy greats.... "It's a big club....and you ain't in it"

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

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George Carpin in WPAP style.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)

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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group." Funny quote design for fans of George Carlin.

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The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin

George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

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