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Dogs are forever in the push up position.

One of my favorite jokes from the late Mitch Hedberg

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

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“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

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A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

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“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

"Mitch Hedberg (Flowered)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs for Baddest Shirt Co.

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

god damn mitch was funny

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg was taken from us far too early. A comedian with lines that were unpredictable and funny.

Line from the legendary Mitch Hedberg

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yeah

Sorry for the convenience.

A truck load of potatoes got dropped off and pringles was like "Fuck it chop em up"

"I don't always have time to make a pan. Maybe I'd rather light a stick!" - Mitch Hedberg

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."