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Mitch

One of my favorite jokes from the late Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Mitch Hedberg

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

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Mitch hedberg

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Creative Art

A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

"Mitch Hedberg (Flowered)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs for Baddest Shirt Co.

“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

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Line from the legendary Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

god damn mitch was funny

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

Mitch Hedberg was taken from us far too early. A comedian with lines that were unpredictable and funny.

yeah

MITCH

MITCH HEDBERG

They love trash.

Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus...

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."

Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery

Bill Hicks Vintage 1990 // Retro Original Fan Design Artwork

So Hip.....

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