Merde Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Wear your feelings...

Be honest. It was the very first word you learned in high school French class, wasn't it?

Merde. Classic French swearing.

If you've ever wanted to dress like a nonbinary rabbit with far too many issues, here you are!

C'est quoi cette merde

Merde! Classic French swearing. Neon pink and yellow.

Merde ! Classic French swearing.

Merde! Classic French swearing. Lime Green.

Merde! Classic French swearing. Fire color.

Merde! Classic French swearing.

Oh Merde - French sounds so much nicer

C'est quoi cette merde

The Ultimate Deluxe Edition Classic French swear. Use with moderation.

Mr merde from the movies

tvmountain Monde de merde

KENDRICK DESIGN

When life has been a bit sh*tty then this is perfect

L'ultime slogan, venant des ultimes bouquins ! Logo mauve, parce que le mauve c'est cool.

Notre illustration exclusive des "Idoles" (1968), signée du distordu Lenté Chris, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !". Un putain de film ultra culte de Marc'O, avec Jean-Pierre Kalfon, Pierre Clémenti, Bernadette Lafont ! (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by Lenté Chris, for a fabulous and over cult film, "The idols) (1968) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

That first day of summer where you just melt on your couch, unable to move.

Notre illustration exclusive du "Grand soir", signée du magique JessX, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !". Un putain de film signé Kervern/Delepine ! (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by JessX, for an amazing film, "Le Grand soir" ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

You can tell people that it translates to 'I'd rather be on a beach'

Putain! Classic French swearing. Neon pink and yellow.

Putain! Classic French swearing. White on back.

Putain! Classic French swearing. Fire color.

L'ultime slogan, venant des ultimes bouquins ! Logo jaune, parce que le c'est beau, et c'est la couleur du logo sur les couvertures.

Notre illustration exclusive de "Hors Satan" de Bruno Dumont (2011), signée du barbu JessX, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !" (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by the hairy JessX, for the fabulous and intense french film "Outside Satan" by Bruno Dumont (2011) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

Putain! Classic French swearing. Lime Green.

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Notre illustration exclusive de "La Jetée" de Chris Marker (1962), signée Lenté Chris, et tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !" (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by Lenté Chris, for the absolute classic "La Jetée" by Chris Marker (1962) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

Putain! Classic French swearing.